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A 42-year-old woman is facing a homicide rap for allegedly giving her husband a lethal fortified
wine enema. Why a wine enema? Well, according to cops, Michael Warner, 58, liked to drink, but was unable to guzzle sherry due to a throat ailment. So the couple opted last May for a secondary delivery method for two large bottles of the booze. The sherry infusion drove Warner's blood alcohol level to a whopping 0.47 and triggered his demise, according to the below indictment, which charges that Warner knew that her husband "should not ingest or consume alcohol.
wine enema. Why a wine enema? Well, according to cops, Michael Warner, 58, liked to drink, but was unable to guzzle sherry due to a throat ailment. So the couple opted last May for a secondary delivery method for two large bottles of the booze. The sherry infusion drove Warner's blood alcohol level to a whopping 0.47 and triggered his demise, according to the below indictment, which charges that Warner knew that her husband "should not ingest or consume alcohol.
0.47??? For fuck sake, I’ve seen bus virgins with a BAC of twice as much still holding their own and singing the national anthem on the incline to the Lappo.
Moo, lets arrange for some garden hose and a hot water bottle for the trip to Hunters Hill. We’ll soon sort the men from the boys!!
posted by Buckerz | 8:46 PM
2 Comments:
Fuck the sherry!
If we're doing enemmas for the bus virgins then i'm breaking out the chilli vodka!!
Would have been handy for a couple of those pesky 'mates' of Harro's last time around
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