F.W.A.N.F.F - Part 4: Pauly Shore

I was perusing some movie review sites and stumbled across the one and only Pauly Shore. A definite candidate for 'Fuckers Who Are Not Fucken Funny' if ever there was one. This ass-monkey is about as funny as a positive aids test.

This fuck is responsible for such comedic masterpieces as 'Encino Man', 'Biodome'and 'Jury Duty' just to name a few, and who amongst us could forget the 'riotous' Son-in-Law??!!??

So fuck you very much Pauly. If I ever found you asleep I think I'd have to lay a turd in your open mouth. Some kind of poetic justice methinks.

But don't take my word for it....

"The problem is that scripters provide no jokes, just physical antics, as if the lead characters are so stupid they can't say anything funny even by accident, the way Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels did."
Kim Williamson Box-Office Magazine

"With ``Bio-Dome,'' America faces the very real prospect that Pauly Shore is the most annoying comic alive. In his new movie, which opened yesterday, he is joined by the second-most annoying: Stephen Baldwin, as his way-dumbed-down sidekick."
Peter StackSan Francisco Chronicle

"This could have been a mildly amusing comedy, but the main characters are so annoying that even the most ardent Pauly Shore fan must tap into heretofore unknown reserves of willpower to avoid running away screaming into the lobby. Those who do stay will find what passes for comedy here is so mind-dullingly horrible that they will be slack-jawed and drooling in under five minutes."
Matt Williamshttp://www.cinematter.com/