World Wildlife (Ammo) Fund

Please give generously to the World Wildlife (Ammo) Fund. The tireless people who collect money for this fund are true heroes. I was once one of those people who thought "Why should I give up my hard earned cash so hunters have enough ammunition to randomly cull wildlife?" But that was before I was set upon by a troop of Howler Monkeys, with nowhere to run and without any ammo for my 9mm Heckler & Koch MP5, I was surrounded and howled at till I fell over drunk! It was this incident that made me realise what a wonderful contribution to society those angels of the WW(A)F make. So please, give all you can to the volunteers tirelessly collecting, so that one day if the howler monkeys decend on you, you are secure in the knowledge that a 13 round clip of hollow-points is just a hammer cock away.