Skanks We Love - Part 5

Part 5 - Lindsey Lohan

Ah now here is a Skank how is identified by the scientific name, Wannabeus decentactress. This specimen is well known for her lack of originality in her acting. As a matter of fact, is there a movie that she has been in that is NOT a remake? I recall a recent award night where good ol' LL was asked by Marshall (I am a tough white man wanna be black man) Mathers, if her next remake will be that of 'One Night in Paris'. One can only hope. That alone will probably provide better acting then all her previous movies combined.

Lindsey, part of the Hollywood Skank Gang ran by Queen Paris herself, is one of the Skanks who is easily spotted in a crowd. She is the one mimicking someone else.

Firstly, sorry sweetness, you have freckles. Now I have seen photographs, watched your music videos (1 minute at most), seen previews for your movies (as much pain as I could stand) and note that you have had some poor bastard touch up every single frame to make you 'unblemished'. I am sorry sweetness, who the fuck are you kidding? You have more spots then a Jumbo Size Dot to Dot book!!

Second, get off the fucking road. Hitting a car then running into a shop that handles only very expensive merchandise does not suggest that some unknown 'papparazzi' was after you. And if so, he should have his head read. Like the rest of us, give us a year or two, once you are punted from kids movie remakes and I am sure you will be showing your tits to the world as some well digital rendered centrefold.

Speaking of which, your tit shot was appalling. Your poor attempt for publicity (around the same time as friend, Queen Paris, was copping signficant limelight) was lame at best.

This specimen is living and current proof that Hollywood is not fully of drop dead babes, just people who can make a Skank that you could scoop off any houso skank into a skank princesses.