Skanks We Love - Part 4

Part 4 - Gretel Killeen

This has been a long time coming. This girl is without no doubt a specimen that is well recognised as the Queen of 'Mutton Dressed as Lamb'. Seriously folks, I know there is some supremo mutton out there (and will eventually be reported on) but Grets is what 60 years old, bleached hair, flabby tits and has a wardrobe assistant that dresses her like a 16 year old and a make up artist that has a part time job of rendering brick walls.

People, I apologise. This Skank I don't even love. I cannot stand her. In fact, I recommend that she be shot with balls of her own shit!!. Her voice is like the scratching a blackboard, rubbing a balloon, strangling a cat and listening to a squaking fucking seagull at the same time. Honestly I could get that clipboard she carries and ram in sideways up her arse. The only problem is that I think this Skank has been around the traps for that many years it would not cause any adverse reaction at all.

Mother Mutton, though not the Queen of all Skanks (reserved for sweet Paris) has certainly the experience and qualification to be at least part of the Skank Jedi Council. Look, she repulses me so much that as soon as the tune for that fucking show of retards comes on I cannot change the channel quick enough, even at the expense of watching some trim tittie bouncing around. Fuck it, it is not worth the drama.

Look Grets you busted arse boiler, firstly you are not 20, not 30, hell you are not even 40. Though you may be surrounded by 14 year old teeny boppers, you are well over the hill and well, lets just say I am guessing your day of bits and pieces being trim and firm are all but over.

You should also, without delay, book in at to a plastic surgeon. One without any qualification will do. Get them to firstly remove your voice box then that fucking wannabe hair do. Perhaps you may wanna get a refund from the surgeon who originally done your sex change to start off with.

Personally you would have looked more at place sitting in a pub in Mount Druitt then you do trying to be a wanna be sitting at a cafe in Bondi. Last of all, learn to fucking speak on television without putting on that ridiculous squinting smile. You look like some smiling Japenese tourist in every photo I have found.

This Skank also enjoys Poke'mon. For those not familiar with this term, it is a Skank who likes to 'train' their toyboy. Grets little Pikachu is Saxon. You may remember him from a past Big Brother who was well renown for fucking crying, as well as being 20 years younger. Goes to reinforce the rumour I heard a few times now that she enjoys a bit of S&M. Grow the fuck up you mole, he will soon switch on (if he hasn't already) and once again you will be on your own with your 20 cats.

In a nut shell learned students, even the Skank species have their lesser, more vile sub-specicies. This is one. Not worth any further comment really. Gretel, get the fuck off my television!!