Let's Remember................The Fonz

Aaaayyyyyy!!!!!
The Fonz was fucken cool. Everyone knows this.
Fonz got all the chicks all the time. Often two and three at time. And in general public, which no one seemed to mind even though it was very conservative middle class Milwaulkie, America in the 50's-60’s. This was because he was the Fonze and he was one cool mutherfucker. Even Mrs C had a thing for the Fonz.
Fonzie was one tough cookie. No one fucked with Fonzie because he could bash 7 shades of shit out of everyone.
Fonzie was pretty nice to people too unless you pissed him off. He took those 3 dipshit nerdlingers (Ritchie, Pottsy and Ralph) under his wing and looked after them.
Fonzie could do it all. Ride a motorcycle. Make the jukebox work by punching it. Click his fingers and chicks would flock ready to do his bidding, Win demolition derbys. Fuck, he could even jump over a shark on waterskis. Unbelievable. I am sure everyone has got fond Fonzie memories.
I think there should be a new happy days movie made. And the best person to play Fonzie would be that little fucker Tom Cruise. Because he is also the best at everything in the world ie: fighter pilot, special agent, race car driver.
If I had ten thumbs they would all be up.
So everyone raise a glass and remember………The Fonz. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!