FIVE OH DISRESPECTS DA WIGGA

Dis. Re. Spect.

I found out the hard way that I had seen nothing of the full power of a fully operational wigga. How could things have gotten worse you ask? What is worse than a wigga in full denial of his origins? A wigga being encouraged to act black by a black guy. Which is the greatest crime I ask you reasonable folk?

With my boss on holidays I spent most of the last week in a car with the wigga. Shit country radio was suddenly replaced by a bombardment of rap music, sung by the wigga with all the heart of a kid from da hood. Foolishly the idea of bringing CDs to listen to when i'm driving the cars in from our depot was grasped upon by the wigga and i was shown no mercy as the wigga was emboldened to live out his wish to be black by Honda's token black man, Kado. (Should there be a few more d's and o's in that?)

There looked to be no end in sight and wigguicide seemed to be the only solution when a cop pulled the wigga over for speeding. The black fella became quiet out of natural instinct and lo and behold but the accent from the cop was non other than a good old Aussie. Not only did the wigga cop a speeding fine but also a no rego and insurance fine for good measure as the Aussie cops instincts obviously told him to fuck this freak of nature over good.

With a quiet smile on my face the 6 hours hearing the words "dis re spect" for the rest of the day bounced off me harmlessly.

In his favour the wigga did manage to refrain from threatening to bust a cap in the cops ass once at a safe distance.