The Monster vs The Fairy

Once upon a time a womens rugby team travelled to Byron Bay to compete in the rugby 7s tournament. Travelling with them was their team mascot "The Fairy" dressed in his favorite pink tutu. I must interupt the story here to explain that usage of the word "fairy" is an understatement, and far too masculine a word to describe this pathetic, fully camp, tiny homo who probably doesnt have the strength to pull his pants down, much less push his dick up some other fags arse! - But I digress. - Anyway, also at Byron that weekend were the evil "Blueys Elbow Action Tour - Pirates". These villans were the terror of the sea. Or would have been - if they had of left the pub long enough to discover that Byron Bay is actually on the coast. But again, I digress. After pillaging and plundering for a full weekend and somehow miraculously making the final of the Plate, or cup or bowl, or whatever the hell it was (did I mention we were drunk?). The mighty B.E.A.T team faced up to the other blokes who made the final of the thing we were playing for (really, really drunk). After much abuse and disparaging of the oppositions ancestry, half time was called. (This is seriously how I remember the game!). Just as the court jester was about to blow his magical trumpet to signal kick-off for the second half, out leaps the brave Fairy! come to announce to the world that he was (even further) out of the closet! Making a snap decision he prances gaily and minces hurridly across the center of the field of combat. Unbeknownst to him the giant "Monster" had sensed his presence and was stirring in his lair.
As the Fairy cavorted with arms flailing, the monster struck! Launching to the attack the Monster smashed the absolute fucking bejesus out of the Fairy, sending him flying through the air to impact heavily upon the ground. And every homophobe lived happily ever after.
AUTHORS NOTE - I have no idea what the final score was, but I'm pretty sure we won because
1 - we didn't head straight to the pub at full time.
2 - Dazzler got a check from somewhere and we had free piss for a bit.

If you listen carefully you can hear the announcer say "It's the only tackle he's done all weekend, but it's a good one!"




Disclaimer - No real men were harmed in the making of this film.