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Reading today’s Daily Telegraph I came across a disturbing little piece with regard to this weeks Zoo Magazine featuring Nikki Webster.
Does everyone remember that squawking little pain-in-the-ass Nikki Webster from The Sydney Olympics? Well guess what! Little Nikki’s grown up and got some titties and a bikini and now wants to show us ‘grown-up Nikki.’
Sweetheart, just because you no longer have a music ‘career’, this is no excuse to go out and flaunt yourself just to try and stay in the limelight. Let it go honey. You still look and act about 12, which makes me feel a bit uncomfortable seeing you in this get-up (as it should to any self-respecting Male). I don’t like to feel uncomfortable when checking out scantily clad women (and I mean real women) so Fuck off back to the kiddies table for everyone’s sake! Please!
posted by Smackdog | 1:47 PM
4 Comments:
We'll have the Federal Police onto us soon if we keep this posted Smack!
Smackdog, i believe you need a quick lesson in evolution. the former child star "Bratus Obnoxious" generally go through the metamorpic stage to finally hatch as as either of the following species 1)-"Junkiefuckingrobbedus" or the ever popular 2)-"Skankus Patheticus", prized by skank watchers everywhere. Also, due to a quirk in the very nature of evolution, a former child star may actually become both species at the same time. but alas fate cannot be avoided and no matter how many interventions are held, the poor Bratus Obnoxious will eventually become the common junkie.
Speaking of both species at the same time, one needs look no further than the Olsen twins!!!
I realise that evolution takes its course. However when you still look like you still get asked for i.d to buy smokes it's defo not a good look. Add the Veronicas to the list.
When you got chicks like Carmen Elektra (who by the way I'd love to see in a skanks we love episode Waz)its a no brainer.
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