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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

F.W A.N.F.F - Part 1


Fuckers who ARE NOT Fucken Funny.......

Take a bow Will Anderson, you are the first recipient! Every time I hear this arse bandit on the radio I feel like reaching into the radio grabbing his scrawny neck and repeatedly punching that smug, leering face to pulp. FFS!

Its the same old obvious jokes and innuendo. Old Willy boy starts speaking and as he gets wound up the volume goes up as does the speed of his speech. Just can't wait to get it all out and shit everyone, can you fuckface ?!

Now before I hear you butt in with a "Gee smackdog, this is a bit of the pot calling the kettle black" Two things fuckers (i) I'm serious and (ii) this cunt gets paid!

Curiously he isn't nearly as bad on TV as on the radio. Whatever, you still suck, fucker.

And I bet that chick is presenting him with the New Woman award for most resembling female genitalia.

Stay tuned....

9 Comments:

Blogger moo said...

supported !!! this cunt is as funny as cot-death. the only thing ive ever agreed with him on, is the fact that shannon noll is an even bigger fuckhead.

April 19, 2006 6:01 PM  
Blogger Waz! said...

Smackdog, I am prepared to chip in on the flight to get you to Melbourne so you can be in the audience of the Glasshouse. I will enjoy that show as fate will then do its work.

April 19, 2006 10:40 PM  
Blogger Roscoe said...

The only reason he is marginally better on tv than on radio is due to the fact that he is only allowed 45 minutes on an obscure late Wednesday night shift on the even more obscure ABC channel. For some unknown fucking reason, Triple J employ him for 3 hours a day 5 days a week to dribble his nonsense to poor loyal listeners. Thats approximately 20 times more airplay on radio than on tv which explains his 'marginally' better performance on the idiot box. Unfortunately we still have to look at his smug fucking face for 45 minutes a week which is 45 minutes too long as far as I'm concerned. Here's to this weeks raffles being donated to get SmackDog down to the Glasshouse to Glass this mudderfucker once and for all next Wednesday night!!!

April 19, 2006 11:45 PM  
Blogger Mr Devine said...

the only reason he is better on TV is cos Dave Hughes carries him.

April 20, 2006 7:56 AM  
Blogger Buckerz said...

I am one of those poor loyal listeners who had to endure this dickheads mindless ramblings for far too long. I too, will happily chip in to support Smackdogs quest!

April 20, 2006 8:58 AM  
Blogger Smackdog said...

Rosscoe
Triple J haven't employed this cunt for ages. Thankfully they woke up and fucked him and queer-eye Adam Spencer off. I suggest you get back to the J's Ross.

April 20, 2006 1:21 PM  
Blogger Roscoe said...

Are you sure Smack? Youre not fucking with me are you?!! I do not want to tune in tomorrow morning only to hear this cunt's useless rambling again. It may tip me over the edge.....

April 20, 2006 2:04 PM  
Blogger Smackdog said...

Absolutely Ross.
Jay and The Doctor of Frenzal Rhomb fame have been on breakfast for yonks and just quietly these vego, hippy fucks are sailing very close to the wind with regard to making an appearance on F.W.A.N.F.F.

Fuckface Anderson makes guest appearances with Robbie Buck once a week in the afternoon. He has also been prostituting himself to other stations such as MMM that I chanced upon. Queer-Eye Anderson is moonlighting as some kinda fucken psuedo-sydney intellect on ABC 702.

So theres the update. FFS!! get away from MMM. There has been good music made after Led Zep and ACdc you know.

April 20, 2006 5:13 PM  
Blogger Smackdog said...

Right on, Hicksy.
Seems a nerve has been hit and there is s bit of hate out there for poor Will. Another FWANFF soon.

April 21, 2006 7:56 AM  

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