GAYFL players are cockjugglers the world over
I don't think I could have experienced a more 'Stralian Australia Day than the one just gone here in fucking freezing Canada.
My mate Ben from Albury and I found out a bar would be serving Aussie beers on the 26th and decided that was the one for us despite it being a sponsor of the aussie rules team. I do mean "the" aussie rules team. Supposedly these pricks have to travel to another state or the US to get a game.
All was well for the start of the night and the Gayfl players seemed alright, although their woggy coach seemed extremely insulted when I didn't remember meeting him when i was blind at the rugby grounds one day. Inevitably it had to happen and this perm haired flea decided towards the end of the night it was time for the gayfl traditional of trying to convince the rugby players that their sport is better than ours.
Ben is only 21, but being from ALbury has been dealing with gayfl egos since he started sneaking into bars at 15, and was ready for the challenge. Dippa strode on up and asked Ben why he wastes his time playing rugby and that gayfl is a much better sport.
"When did Australia last win a World Cup in aussie rules?" Ben replied.
"We don't have a World Cup", the coach replies.
"That's because it's a cunt of a game and no one else wants to play the fucking thing. Now leave me alone."
My mate Ben from Albury and I found out a bar would be serving Aussie beers on the 26th and decided that was the one for us despite it being a sponsor of the aussie rules team. I do mean "the" aussie rules team. Supposedly these pricks have to travel to another state or the US to get a game.
All was well for the start of the night and the Gayfl players seemed alright, although their woggy coach seemed extremely insulted when I didn't remember meeting him when i was blind at the rugby grounds one day. Inevitably it had to happen and this perm haired flea decided towards the end of the night it was time for the gayfl traditional of trying to convince the rugby players that their sport is better than ours.
Ben is only 21, but being from ALbury has been dealing with gayfl egos since he started sneaking into bars at 15, and was ready for the challenge. Dippa strode on up and asked Ben why he wastes his time playing rugby and that gayfl is a much better sport.
"When did Australia last win a World Cup in aussie rules?" Ben replied.
"We don't have a World Cup", the coach replies.
"That's because it's a cunt of a game and no one else wants to play the fucking thing. Now leave me alone."
posted by Anonymous | 11:17 AM
3 Comments:
hahahaha - that's fucking gold!
Here here. Call of the Year thus far
check and mate.
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