Health Warning
If any of you have any brain or liver cells that you want to kill, a highly effective way of disposing of them would be to drink this- Carlton Cold Ultra Crisp. At 6.8% alcohol content it still tastes like beer, but it is way more evil.
Should only be used to strip paint, poison large black dogs or perhaps power rocket engines. If you have any respect for your health, stay away. However, knowing the memebership of the PDC, none of you respect the health of your brain or liver, and prefer to punish these organs. So for those occasions that you are looking to really get amongst it and experience a world class hangover, by all means consume large quantities.
Consider yourselves all warned.
posted by Mr Devine | 11:27 AM
3 Comments:
At last! They've found a way to balance out carlton cold's shit taste.
I too was sceptical when consuming this late Saturday night, but can vouch for the memory blank from midnight onwards and the world class 3 day hangover I now find myself firmly entrenched in. Congratulations Ultra Crisp, you have joined the elite class of brain numbing drinks currently residing on my blacklisted top shelf of fuel (Smirnoff, Tequila shots and Snake Bites) hopefully well out of reach of my weekly craving to sample every drink behind the bar every Saturday night!! Highly venomous
POOR LIFE CHOICES.COM. Having just had a small child it is very bad to have a 3 day hangover in the first 4 days of his existence
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