Of Course!! it must be Jebus!

Here we go again. An almost recognisable face appears on the side of a train station platform and the Jebus brigade have declared it a fucking sacred site.

FFS. Why is it that these clowns always say it's a sign from God Jr and we should all repent because he's not happy with the way i'm behaving?

If he's not happy with the way things are then why the fuck would he bother coming back from his cushy little possy in heaven?

Maybe he was slumming it and on a bender with the Holy Spook, took a shortcut whilst blind, and face planted into the platform! Of Course!

It has to have been Jebus, it defies logic to think that it might have been the wino who lives on platform 3. Cause old Franky always falls "from" the platform.

Why on fucking earth do these dickheads always think it's jebus just cause it looks like a face? If you want a super-natural explanation, then the most obvious choice candidate would have to be Bush and Howards old mate Saddam Hussein!

Think about it, Saddam gets necked and nine days later a picture of some fucktard with a beard appears on the side of a platform of a North Sydney train station! It's a fucking miracle! Saddam is really Jebus! Repent and build weapons of mass destruction! Kill the infidels and have sex with a goat!

Now that we have conclusive proof that Jebus and Saddam are really the same person, I will wait with baited breath for a shrine to be erected on the platform to St Saddam - patron saint of goat fuckers, WMD's, genocide and people who get blamed for everything.

AMEN