It all makes sense.......
What a topsy turvey year it has been. The distinct lack of any real good news globally has had a
distinct influence on my attitude towards life, politics, the environment and religion. As such some of my earlier postings may have contained inappropriate content and for that I would like to apologise.
Recent comments posted on my last article have sent me to the room of mirrors to have a good hard look at myself, and reflect on my outlook regarding all of the ism’s (multiculturalism, communism, capitalism, judaism, narcissism, alcoholism, rationalism, liberalism, feminism, atheism, authoritarianism, fatalism, monotheism, terrorism, patriotism, witticism, americanism, consequentialism, emotivism, epicureanism, and syncretism to name but a few) and I would like to announce that I am a changed man.
Whilst researching for assistance with cleansing my “filthy bigoted male pig” aurora I found
plenty of self help centres that would, for a “donation” of a couple of grand, show me how to go on an inner journey which promised to be a passionate inquiry into my own soul, my own personal field of experience. Apparently it’s not enough to be passionately involved in a subject or pursuit that I am interested in learning more about; I have to be passionately involved in my own process. I needed to inquire into and study my own state, own soul; my inquiry has to be about what is relevant to me.
So here I am $2,000.00 bucks poorer, but richer in the knowledge that I have looked within, faced my demons and come through the experience a much more universally aware member of the planet.
As for the earlier posts, I would like to make the following statement:
I apologies to my thousands of followers for the inappropriate comments made in my prior submissions. When I mentioned that the blob like statue on Nauru was an image of Amanda Vanstone, what I should have said was Amanda Vanstone is a fucking massive liability on the taxpayers and should never been allowed to draw breath. I apologise.
My many references to the honorable John Howard being a pus laden penis should have read “that filthy lying cunt who has fucked this nation to within an inch of its life”. Further to this, when I implied that his wife was in fact his sister, I meant his mother. Forgive me.
When discussing Christianity and Christmas, as I did on several occasions, I said that “both Jesus and Santa are hope and dream crushing cunts”. This is obviously incorrect. It should have read “Jesus and Santa are both hope and dream crushing cunts! I’m sorry.
As for Anonymous Abdullah the goat boy from my last post I would like to make a special apology. I’m sorry you fuck your sister, I’m sorry you can’t spell, I’m sorry you have a secret crush on John Howard, I’m sorry you are club footed, have a cleft palate, extra digits on your hands and feet and Leb back. I’m sorry you can’t read a simply document and see it for what it is. I’m sorry you are such a fuck head. I’m sorry that the fraud squad are pulling up out the front to investigate your 4 disability pensions and 3 unemployment payments – Cunt. So very very sorry.
posted by Buckerz | 10:16 AM
16 Comments:
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you've gotten soft in your old age, the buckerz i knew would never apoligise. He would clarify and adjust any or all adjectives that he felt weren't quite strong enough, but never ever apoligise!
a few comments from anonymuslim and you folded! you've changed! "Dream fucking cunts" should have read - "no good mother fucking cunts who totally crush and destroy the hopes and dreams of every cunt every fucking where" thats old school Buckers.
Moo, as always you are correct. I'm sorry!!!
RE: "I’m sorry you can’t read a simply document and see it for what it is" - and you criticised me for my misspellings. Did you fail year 8 English?
Let me just make a few points:
*I am not a Muslim; I’m actually Australian and an Atheist
*My choice of genuine employment earns me more money than a SOS like you could ever dream of
*My apologies for not being blessed with a fat and fucking ugly missus like you. I have higher standards.
Maybe you should less time looking at porn (and fantasising what you'd like your missus to look like), and educate yourself.
You're still a redneck ignorant piece of shit.
And you're still a gutless 'anonymous' myth who won't put a name forward.
Sounds like a leb to me
What difference would it make if i left my name? Australia is a very large country.
Now now Roscoe, show some compassion towards anonymous Abdullah the little goat boy who could. He is a sad piece of work that just wants to make friends, however his horrible disfigurements make it difficult for him.
Let's look at the facts as we know them.
He only posts between 9pm and 12pm, (who's our little internet stalking pedophilic, porn watching monkey slapper then?) We know that he lives at home with his mother who is the only source of human contact he has ever had. He refers to online Amway as a "choice of genuine employment earns me more money than a SOS like you could ever dream of", thinks he has a two way bet on religion " but I lived a good life Jebus, please don't throw me down to the Mormons!!" eats a shit load of drive through because he is afraid to be seen in public, which causes his thinning hair to grease up and his skin to erupt into filthy pus volcanoes. He is a 42 year old self pleasuring machine!!!. Someone we should all aspire to. Talk about courage!!!
look mate i don't care what your sister thinks, if i don't want to wear pants i don't fucking have to!
oops wrong blog.
go buckerz go, go buckerz go.....goooooooooooooooo buckerz!
Its interesting 'anonymous' (if that is your real name!) keeps returning, Just can't help himself.
Deep down can empathise but just can't bring himself to admit it. Denial will only torture you soul!!! Come out and you will be free!!!
Anonymous (re: previous posting), what fundamentalist christian groups are these? They are so fucking obscure and minor who knows what they are called or even who they fucking are? What serious impact are they having on our society? Fred Nile and cronies front the christian moral high ground but who really takes him seriously. I have been reliably informed nost his carrying ons are just a vehicle to get heard and publicity for his other social agendas.
What I am talking about is a direct assault on our national identity. For example banning christmas celebrations in some schools, even the changing of 'Merry Christmas' to 'Happy Holidays'. There are numerous examples of our culture being watered down so as not to offend muslim sensitivities.
This shit is going on all around and has to fucken stop. We are giving in to appease the religious and political sensitivities of a large religious immigrant group who we have had the good grace to let in. I could not give a fuck what they believe but keep it to yourself. Why the fuck do we as a predominantly christian background have to bend over backwards to accomodate them and in the process sterilise and neutralise our way?
Fuck Off. If you come here, Don't rock the fucken boat.
Speak our fucken language, Respect our values, fit in OR FUCK RIGHT OFF.
Equally to blame is the Fucken Bleeding Heart Left in this country who not only allow it but appear to apologise on behalf of all of us and allow it to continue.
Anonymous. The problem with using this name is that the posts could be by different people, but assumed by others to be the same person all the time. You need a unique identifier. That's what names are for. And different ones too. You could even make one up too if you have an imagination......(pssssst smackdog isn't my real name)....So get on board fucker and join the show.
And that is just Smackdogs view on Amway. Don't get him started on religion for fuck sake!!!
LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I can't help it if I have a serious skin problem. Mummy says I can't go out in the sun because it will make it worse and calamine lotion makes me sticky.
I'm not 42, I am 40 and I like living with my mummy. She reads me bed time stories and tucks me in at night. When I'm naughty she spanks me with the wet celery from the fridge. I seem to always be in trouble. Sometimes I am naughty on purpose. The wet celery is so cool on my acme.
Selling Amway on line is so a real job! I have a 2 year plan at the end of which I will be a diamond seller and never have to work again. Mummy and I will be able to sell our house and upgrade to a 2 bedroom flat in Chullora. I can't wait. Although I think I might get lost in such a huge house.
I like your name Smackdog! Do you do personal parties? Mummy says I can have a sleepover. I used to have a dog once, but now we have goats. I don't like that bad man Buckerz. He can't come over to play.
Of course you do and Yes. Good old Uncle Buckerz really isn't that bad, just a little nasty, maybe a little scary.
it took me so long to read these comments my porn has finished downloading!
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