World's Stupidest Coconut

That is the dubious title that this tree dweller now holds following his umpteempth warning from Dragons officials for yet another typical South Pacific Islander misdemeanour over the weekend. To think his latest coconut meltdown occured just metres away from the PDC Party on Saturday night has me more disappointed than ever I couldn't put my two bob in face to face with the Fijian Einstein that is Naiqama!

"Dragons Chief Exec Peter Doust gave the strongest possible indication the club was willing to axe Naiqama after he was involved in a street fight in Kings Cross in the early hours of Sunday morning. But the club's leadership group - which includes Mark Gasnier, Dean Young, Jason Ryles, Matt Cooper, Justin Poore, new signing Simon Woolford and youngster Chris Houston - pleaded with Doust to give Naiqama another chance during a meeting in Wollongong yesterday."

Well that'll fucking do me. If these useless choking cunts seriously believe they are to ever win a Premiership ever again they are absolutely kidding themselves with a simple bunch of miscreants such as those abovementioned being nominated as their "Leadership group"! Not only has this waste of space failed to regularly hold down a spot on the wing of a perennially underperforming side, but he continues to have run ins for constantly driving his 'celebrity' mrs' Paulini's suped up car despite being banned until AT LEAST 2013, bashing 'innocent' bystanders at local nightspots, and even bashing his just as stupid girl in public on the odd occasion!! Fair enough MAYBE, and I mean maybe, if he was scoring you 2 or 3 tries a game, but the only thing coco boy is doing on a weekly basis is adding to the total years he is not allowed to sit behind the wheel of a vehicle.

"Please, PLEASE don't sack poor Wes, give him another chance PLEASE!!"

Shut the fuck up Gaz you cunt!!

And as for you Wes you fucking imbocile, I recommend you cut straight to the chase now and blow your career once and for whilst on a one night drinking spree with the King of all Coconuts, Noa "I'll Drink Anyone Under the Table" Nadruku.

Now that would be worth watching......from a distance.......behind a glass enclosure!!