One For The Ladies

Name:
Jacques Vert

Date Hatched:
Unknown

Star Sign:
Pisshead

Profile:
Hey hey ladies, the man of your dreams is here! I'm just your every day kind of guy who enjoys all the regular stuff - heavy metal music, wearing lipstick, cleaning my rifle in my underwear and internet porn.

I'm a bit of a ladies man and have had relationships with some famous people like Seven of Nine from Star Trek and Major Carter from StarGate, but had to break up with them after the judge told me they were feeling "creeped out". - I don't like strange women.

I'm a very caring sort of guy and I always take care of my loved ones. In fact my last four girlfriends get on well with each other and are all staying together in a nice picturesque spot in the state forest.

So if you like hitchiking, walks in the forest, zip ties and digging holes, give me a call for a some special lovin you won't forget!