Its NOT a Fu%KING BOY BAND!!!!
It's the Australian Cricket team for Christ's sake! Seeing Bracken ponce around in his hairband (fucking hairband for fucks sake!!) makes me want to puke! I simply cannot believe the amount of mincing homo boy-band currently populate the once-shining paragon of Australian masculinity once graced by hairy fat cunts like Merv and Boonie, surly bastards like AB, loose cannons like Deano and out-and-out chain-smoking alcos like Dougie Walters. i reckon if someone looking like these current metrosexual pillow biters strolled into AB's dressing rooms in the late 80's he'd have told them to fuck off, get a hair cut and sink more piss!!!!!
posted by Mr Devine | 10:23 AM
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Fucking spot on Deeeeevine! For me to be currently watching the tennis instead of the cricket speaks volumes for my absolute hatred of the majority of the Australian cricket team at the moment. I don't know if it coincides in the retirement of the last real Aussies in McGrath and Warney, but it really is a disturbing issue that needs immediate addressing. I am feeling disgusted with myself in my unAustralianism in ALMOST supporting opposing cricket sides at the moment, but with the frightening amount of vomit that continually flies out of my mouth every time I switch over to the cricket to see these boyband cunts (Lee, Bracken, Watson, Clarke, Mitchell Johnson with that fucking poofta lip ring) carry on like a bunch of wimp Americans, my love of the 'Gentlemens' game continues to diminish with each passing day. Fucking cunts!!!
p.s. I am seriously in the middle of a letter addressed to the Australian Cricket Board on this very issue. Brett lee was quoted the other day as "Taking my work as a role model extremely seriously". That has me scared to death of how any future son or nephew of mine is going to base their lives around these absolute homosexuals. FUCKING CUNTS!!!!!!!!
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But what really scares me is that all these young poofs are probably non beer drinkers! I bet cruisers are their drink of choice. cunts!
Come on Boys, don't let a couple of the new brigade tarnish your respect of the whole team.
Huss,Gilly,Haydo and Punter are fucken tops and deserve full support.
Symonds isn't far behind but it'd time for that fucken greasy mop on his head to go (Listen mate, you can hit a ball but you are not in the fucken west indies team my friend. You play for Australia sunshine so SMARTEN THE FUCK UP!)
Stuey Clark is an unpretentious nomal fella just going about his business (and in a tremendous manner I might add)
Cameron White seems to have put his best foot forward as well.
As for the others (including you and you fucking hair tints M.Clarke) you are right. Get it together cunts and stop EMBARRASSING ME AND YOURSELVES! FFS!!!! SHIT!!
It's not a fucken fashion parade or the fucken curry muncher top 40! It's the AUSSIE CRICKET TEAM, SO ACT ACCORDINGLY AND A BIT OF RESPECT FUCKERS!!!
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