It all makes sense.....
Dear searchers of the truth.
You all know the story…. You go out on the town for a bit of a drinky-poo at some swanky Sydney bar mindful of having to drive home. You have one fluffy duck and two $15.00 mineral waters with twist of lime, when all of a sudden you start feeling dizzy and you ability to speak bails on you. Next thing you know, you regain consciousness in an unfamiliar hotel room with a franger hanging out your ass and a video tripod in the corner!!! You spend four hours in the shower, crying, trying to wash the filth away, and asking yourself “why does this always happen to you?”
Well, I have just returned from a three month undercover truth hunt in North Korea
(see future episode) and what do I discover???? Australia, laying on a doctors table with its feet in stirrups, and a doctor taking the franger from its ass saying ”we will have send this to pathology to see if we can get a DNA sample. We will also be testing you for traces of date rape drugs, Aids and herpes etc”…
Fuck all that!!! I know who the culprit is. Johnny (the haemorrhoid on the ass of Australia) Howard, that’s who. He has just bent our once proud nation over and given it a royally good seeing to.
Has anyone really looked closely at what this knob has done? Lets take a look through the "gay rights for play school"……round window shall we, and see what the little bugger has been up to.
First of all, let’s start with freedom of speech. Now before you all start calling me a Will Anderson groupie, let it be known that I detest the smug bastard as much as anyone, however even the most puerile of Aussies are allowed to express their political thoughts in a public forum, and don’t the taxpayers own ABC??? Anyway what the fuck is Johnny doing up that late at night? I bet Jeanine doesn’t know!!!
Second – Cronulla!!!
OK I will be the first to admit the Arab moozzies deserve everything they get and I certainly subscribe to the theory that they aint getting enough of it, (is that incitement? What the fuck! I’ll just pretend to be sick and eventually the law, media and pollies will leave me alone), however, the story behind the blow up at Cronulla and the retaliation that went on afterwards has been held from public release by none other than Jihad Howard. He charged the good guys calling the actions of the Cronulla rabble a racial / religious attack, and when 30 cars full of Lebs belted fuck out of innocent Aussies in an unrelated suburb miles from Cronulla several days later he called it unrelated!!!! FFS. By the way, the Cronulla stuff is still going on. The media aren't allowed to publish it though.
And while we are on the subject of Religion, where the fuck does the prime minister of Australia
get off deciding the religious paths of Australian children? I refuse to allow my taxes to sponsor any religious representation in the public school system. Scripture is enough. If I thought my kids needed religious counselling or molestation, I would send them to a Catholic or Christian school. Australian kids don’t need religion; they need fair and reasonable leadership, and a bright outlook for the future.
America
This is where it starts getting scary. Have a look at the unemployment stats, medical services / insurance schemes and poverty in the land of the free and you will see that it is a well and truly fucked unit. Johnny boy wants so desperately to appease big bad George that he is doing his
best to emulate the United Shit-splats of America. Not satisfied with removing the rights of hardworking Aussies, leaving them without penalty rates and holiday pay, this pus laden penis has decided to pour a shitload of taxpayers money into an American College! You too can go to America school and learn how fabulous it is to be American and develop an appreciation of American history, politics & culture. Free Gangster hat and Gat with every enrolment!!!!
Natasha and I have had enough. We’ve put a “for sale” sign out the front of the spider hole and have decided to relocate. There seems to be plenty of job opportunities in India for a person with an Aussie accent and decent phone manner “Welcome to Telstra, my name is Buckers, how can I be of service?”
You all know the story…. You go out on the town for a bit of a drinky-poo at some swanky Sydney bar mindful of having to drive home. You have one fluffy duck and two $15.00 mineral waters with twist of lime, when all of a sudden you start feeling dizzy and you ability to speak bails on you. Next thing you know, you regain consciousness in an unfamiliar hotel room with a franger hanging out your ass and a video tripod in the corner!!! You spend four hours in the shower, crying, trying to wash the filth away, and asking yourself “why does this always happen to you?”Well, I have just returned from a three month undercover truth hunt in North Korea
(see future episode) and what do I discover???? Australia, laying on a doctors table with its feet in stirrups, and a doctor taking the franger from its ass saying ”we will have send this to pathology to see if we can get a DNA sample. We will also be testing you for traces of date rape drugs, Aids and herpes etc”…Fuck all that!!! I know who the culprit is. Johnny (the haemorrhoid on the ass of Australia) Howard, that’s who. He has just bent our once proud nation over and given it a royally good seeing to.
Has anyone really looked closely at what this knob has done? Lets take a look through the "gay rights for play school"……round window shall we, and see what the little bugger has been up to.
First of all, let’s start with freedom of speech. Now before you all start calling me a Will Anderson groupie, let it be known that I detest the smug bastard as much as anyone, however even the most puerile of Aussies are allowed to express their political thoughts in a public forum, and don’t the taxpayers own ABC??? Anyway what the fuck is Johnny doing up that late at night? I bet Jeanine doesn’t know!!!
Second – Cronulla!!!
OK I will be the first to admit the Arab moozzies deserve everything they get and I certainly subscribe to the theory that they aint getting enough of it, (is that incitement? What the fuck! I’ll just pretend to be sick and eventually the law, media and pollies will leave me alone), however, the story behind the blow up at Cronulla and the retaliation that went on afterwards has been held from public release by none other than Jihad Howard. He charged the good guys calling the actions of the Cronulla rabble a racial / religious attack, and when 30 cars full of Lebs belted fuck out of innocent Aussies in an unrelated suburb miles from Cronulla several days later he called it unrelated!!!! FFS. By the way, the Cronulla stuff is still going on. The media aren't allowed to publish it though.And while we are on the subject of Religion, where the fuck does the prime minister of Australia
get off deciding the religious paths of Australian children? I refuse to allow my taxes to sponsor any religious representation in the public school system. Scripture is enough. If I thought my kids needed religious counselling or molestation, I would send them to a Catholic or Christian school. Australian kids don’t need religion; they need fair and reasonable leadership, and a bright outlook for the future.America
This is where it starts getting scary. Have a look at the unemployment stats, medical services / insurance schemes and poverty in the land of the free and you will see that it is a well and truly fucked unit. Johnny boy wants so desperately to appease big bad George that he is doing his
best to emulate the United Shit-splats of America. Not satisfied with removing the rights of hardworking Aussies, leaving them without penalty rates and holiday pay, this pus laden penis has decided to pour a shitload of taxpayers money into an American College! You too can go to America school and learn how fabulous it is to be American and develop an appreciation of American history, politics & culture. Free Gangster hat and Gat with every enrolment!!!!
Natasha and I have had enough. We’ve put a “for sale” sign out the front of the spider hole and have decided to relocate. There seems to be plenty of job opportunities in India for a person with an Aussie accent and decent phone manner “Welcome to Telstra, my name is Buckers, how can I be of service?” posted by Buckerz | 7:28 AM
10 Comments:
I thought you were dead Buckerz??! Its good to have you back pal
now pull your weight and start posting
Some of the dumbest shit i've ever heard. you're a complete wanker.
Welcome to our first American, Muzzy extremeist, catholic, right winged, disgruntled ex Telstra / Comm Bank / QANTAS / GMH / playschool employee. Enjoy the dole queue fuck face!!!!
Buckerz?...I have a vague memory of someone called Buckerz. I think.
You are right anonymous (if that is your real name). Everything is fine. George and John are just dandy and the mussa'a really seem to be trying to fit in, be flexible and do their bit for this country. Dickwad.
Maybe I hang a bit on the right but it seems all we seem to do is bend over backwards and change to appease this minority. FFS
Well dip-shit, maybe you should check your facts before you make idiotic comments.
The holding back of documents regarding the Cronulla riots was Iemma’s call, not Jonny's (you fuckwit). And regarding your education rant, it is the responsibility of the states to provide a descent teaching system.
Work choices is the best thing to happen to this country in some time, all you need to do is look at the figures (which I’m happy to provide ignorant cunts like you with) to see the increase in production / profits that have been achieved. I’m guessing you’re a Union man? (Soft cock)
As for your comments about packing up and moving, that’s great news. How about you fuck off out of Australia, soft cock sacks of shits like you, don’t belong here.
As for you Smackdog, there are just as many fundamentalist christens groups in Australia that aren’t far off the Muslim fundamentalist in their views. Yet no one ever criticizes a ’God Boy’.
Also note, that most ethnic groups don’t tend to assimilate in their new country of choice, yet it’s always people like you that criticize the only the Muslims. Why is that?
OK you club footed goat boy (comes from in-breeding - "Every Mooz family has one"), if you are going to defend the fuck head, spell his name correctly. If theres one thing I can't stand, it's second generation immigrants that refuse to accept our way of spelling!!!
You are obviously part of a terrorist sleeper cell. Only a potential suicide bomber would defend the current government and slip up in such a elementary fashion.
Figures? Surely, in such a short period of time there could not be any substantial figures on the benefits of Work choice, unless you are offering me your sisters figure in which case I am flattered but gracefully decline. (I don't go seconds after brothers or livestock). As for the production and profits, I am sure your speed lab in Lakemba is doing very well, and with the tax payers endorsed disability pension you are undoubtedly drawing (Leb back, club foot, cleft palate and extra digit) your profit margins must be fucking phenomenal.
Look, I know you are hurting inside, being the one everybody beat up in the back of the bus & not being able to escape you tormentors because of your club foot. Lets put the past behind us. I want to make amends. as such I wish you and your sister all the best and hope you have plenty of club footed children together - Cheers
Anonymous (re: previous posting), what fundamentalist christian groups are these? They are so fucking obscure and minor who knows what they are called or even who they fucking are? What serious impact are they having on our society? Fred Nile and cronies front the christian moral high ground but who really takes him seriously. I have been reliably informed nost his carrying ons are just a vehicle to get heard and publicity for his other social agendas.
What I am talking about is a direct assault on our national identity. For example banning christmas celebrations in some schools, even the changing of 'Merry Christmas' to 'Happy Holidays'. There are numerous examples of our culture being watered down so as not to offend muslim sensitivities.
This shit is going on all around and has to fucken stop. We are giving in to appease the religious and political sensitivities of a large religious immigrant group who we have had the good grace to let in. I could not give a fuck what they believe but keep it to yourself. Why the fuck do we as a predominantly christian background have to bend over backwards to accomodate them and in the process sterilise and neutralise our way?
Fuck Off. If you come here, Don't rock the fucken boat.
Speak our fucken language, Respect our values, fit in OR FUCK RIGHT OFF.
Equally to blame is the Fucken Bleeding Heart Left in this country who not only allow it but appear to apologise on behalf of all of us and allow it to continue.
Anonymous (re: previous posting), what fundamentalist christian groups are these? They are so fucking obscure and minor who knows what they are called or even who they fucking are? What serious impact are they having on our society? Fred Nile and cronies front the christian moral high ground but who really takes him seriously. I have been reliably informed nost his carrying ons are just a vehicle to get heard and publicity for his other social agendas.
What I am taumbers=False
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