Lillian.....Get my pistol.

You new this was coming. This has been simmering for a while now but enough is e-fucken-nough! Fuck you Bundy Bear, you fucken hairy idiot!

For Fucks sake!! What the fuck has a big fucken polar bear got to do with rum manufactured in Bundaberg, Queensland? It surely doesn’t get below 35 degrees C.

At best Bundaberg Rum is a mediocre drink, admired and idolised by thousands of outback/country folk. You know the ones. They drive those fucken utes plastered in stickers, dirt and big fuck-off bullbars and numerous ridiculous fake tall aerials. I don’t get the fake aerial thing. Fucken retards are what they look like.


The ads are what really do it, though. This talking fucking polar bear who acts like it is perfectly normal to mingle and hang around with people. Christ on a bicycle!


The drop bear. Falls on a tent so the chicks are scared and go fuck his mates in their tent. Drop on your fucken head.


Similarly, in another zany mishap the hairy one then sinks a fucken dingy so the chickies in their luxury cruiser will save them. Drown muther fucker. If I was captain of that boat I'd say 'Fuck me dead, there's a fucken polar bear in the middle of this Autralian estuary. Fuck he must be lost. Oh well, hopefully he can find his own fucken way home to his fucking iceberg. And you fucken idiots splashing about can swim to fucken shore for entertaining a fucken polar bear in the first place.'


The red sock. A hilarious joke.....Stop! my fucking sides are hurting. What? Are these chicks gonna have a fucken 4-way with big bad old bundy because he’s man enough to wear pink? Fuck off.

And that ‘clever’ fuck in the fine form ad who orders a pizza to get a ride home. You can tell by the look on his face he thinks this is sheer genious. And then when he says ‘Let’s rock and roll’ with a piece of pizza jammed in his mouth....What a fucken tool! Definitely deserves to have Bundys big hairy balls and cock rammed straight down his throat. That’s the prize for the fine form award, Sunshine!

Fuck you Bundy Bear. You deserve to get shot and trophy mounted and presented to the shooter as a ‘fine-form award’.