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Friday, September 15, 2006

THE WORLDS GONE MAD!


Dear Postbillpay Customer
Please be advised that the Postbillpay Internet service will soon change as a result of some billers introducing a payment processing fee to their bills.


If charged, these payment processing fees will be clearly stated on your bill and within the Postbillpay Internet service at all points of the payment process. Once these changes have been introduced, the updated Terms and Conditions of the service can be found in the Product Disclosure Statement, available on the postbillpay.com.au home page via the Product Disclosure link.

Please note, Australia Post does not charge you fees for using the Postbillpay service. These changes are a result of directives given to us by your billers.


So let me get this straight..... These fucken fuckety fucks (not Australia Post) are now going to charge me a fee to pay them my bills ???!!!???!!!. FOR FUCKS SAKE! It just doesn't end. Just when you thought you couldn't be reamed anymore they say "Just bend over a little more!". CUNTS! The world is definitely going mad.

7 Comments:

Blogger moo said...

did i neglect to mention that there's a small fee for posting anything on any day ending in "y"

September 16, 2006 8:53 AM  
Blogger Smackdog said...

Look out guys, the day is coming when we will be charged 'a glass rental fee' when purchasing a schooner at the pub.

September 18, 2006 7:50 AM  
Blogger lee said...

This sounds like a good excuse not to bother paying bills.

September 18, 2006 10:33 PM  
Blogger Buckerz said...

Dear Postbillpay Receiver

Please be advised that my Internet service charges have increased as a result of Telstra introducing a payment processing fee to their resellers.

If charged, these payment processing fees will be clearly stated on my Internet bill and be assured that I will be reducing my payment to you by the same.

Once these changes have been introduced, the updated Terms and Conditions of my new payment plan will be found on a soggy coaster, stolen from the Lappo, lost down the back of my refrigerator. I am able to reduce this “fee” to you if you come to my home between 7:52pm and 7:56pm Wednesday night to collect your payment.

Please note, the house of Buck does not charge you fees for using my internet service. These changes are a result of directives given to us by our biller.

September 19, 2006 7:48 PM  
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