Aussie's Overseas Update
Once again I can't truthfully say that this isn't one of Labrat's escapades. Maybe when they were experimenting on him they made an army of clones and released them to wreak havoc on the world.
Apparently, an aussie bloke flew to the states to be the best man at a mates wedding. So far so good. After spending a night on the turps he and the like minded group he was with headed for home. Whilst he knew where the street he was staying was he couldn't remember which house. To solve this he started bashing on doors along the street (quite sensible I thought). This method was probably working until one of the houesholders produced a gun and followed them back into the street. Somewhere about this time or beleaguered hero and his new best mate with the gun were arrested and charged with breaching the peace.
Sitting in the local lock up and finding himself alone, he did what any Aussie male would do when bored by himself and with time to kill - had a wank! Unfortunately he was being monitored by CCTV and copped a second breach of the peace (what's happened to the world when a man can't bat off when he's alone? FFS!).
He was realeased on bail but too late for the wedding and told by the family that his services were no longer required.
Fucking Legend!!
here's the full story - Aussie Overseas
Apparently, an aussie bloke flew to the states to be the best man at a mates wedding. So far so good. After spending a night on the turps he and the like minded group he was with headed for home. Whilst he knew where the street he was staying was he couldn't remember which house. To solve this he started bashing on doors along the street (quite sensible I thought). This method was probably working until one of the houesholders produced a gun and followed them back into the street. Somewhere about this time or beleaguered hero and his new best mate with the gun were arrested and charged with breaching the peace.
Sitting in the local lock up and finding himself alone, he did what any Aussie male would do when bored by himself and with time to kill - had a wank! Unfortunately he was being monitored by CCTV and copped a second breach of the peace (what's happened to the world when a man can't bat off when he's alone? FFS!).
He was realeased on bail but too late for the wedding and told by the family that his services were no longer required.
Fucking Legend!!
here's the full story - Aussie Overseas
posted by moo | 4:52 PM
4 Comments:
South Windsor over there sounds pretty similar to South Windsor NSW....Gun toting redneck clowns in a slum.
Makes me proud yo be an aussie. Brings a tear to the eye.
Bunch of good ol pig farm'n boys. One tooth in their head. Brush it once a month whether it needs it or not!!! Just like the Hawkesbury Valley. (is that the sound of banjo's I hear pig boy???)
well, what a complete wanker (you knew that someone was gonna say it).
You've gotta admit that its bloody funny though.
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