Warney's Spin Twins

Shane Keith Warne, a recidivist victim of being in the limelight for his "sex addiction"

Seriously if that is an addiction, tell me one male who is not!!

And he has done it again. This time though he has been caught with two chicks. Emma Kearney and Coralie Eichholtz. Most would nearly go as far as saying he is a legend.


Typical though. Those fucking pompus geezer teeth poms are once again attempting to taint the name of the Spin Legend. Sore losing gits.

Points of concern.

1. Warney you box head, wasn't the fact that a computer was on and you were forced to stay in a specific area enough to tell you that something was not right (ok accepted that with two chicks, who is really thinking straight)

2. What's doing with the Playboy undies?

3. What's doing with the good sort with the inflated penis?

But all in all, fuck it. Who cares if it is in the paper, it is just proof that he tapped two chicks and in my book, that is tops!!

And to you arrogant, pompus, snivelling pommy twats who wanted to ruin the mans reputation. Well done fuckwits. Once again in the midst of your sloppy fucking writing, he gets his best figures, 7 for 99 only a few hours after you sprayed this over the press.