It all makes sense when you say it out loud - 2
Dear fellow searchers of “The Truth”. I have disturbing news to report from the front.
As you all know, I recently left the comfortable “womb like” surrounds of my secret spider hole to travel to the nation’s capital. My mission? To expose Canberra as the filthy Satan worshipping cesspit it really is. A reliable source (Secret Agent Orange) informed us earlier of the political shinanigans being carried out in Parliament (refer post conspiracy follow up). I soon found out that apparently for years, the Government has been luring normal hardworking people into the Territory and using a mind numbing technology far more advanced than anything we had ever seen, and a chicken, turning these once sane individuals into Zombies! Yes Zombies…..
I know, I know. The idea of zombies has been poo poo’d and dismissed as a fairy story,(as was the Boogie Man, Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter), fabricated to keep the young’ns in bed, however I have escaped the clutches of these zombies with unequivocal proof that all 350,000 people living in the ACT brain consuming maniacs.
The Story:
Back in 1984 ASIO were working closely with MI5 to try and undermine the Thatcher Government. Apparently Maggie, after returning from a junket in Haiti had begun crippling the country’s workforce to create massive unemployment and poverty akin to a 3rd world country.
As it turns out, she had been Zombified® during her trip but was cunning enough to realise that in times of extreme hardship, missing children are a blessing not a tragedy. (Young brains are better to eat for the zombies because they haven’t been filled with shit).
In 1986, MI5 finally caught the black hearted slapper, threw a stunt double at the UK, and shipped the potty mouthed bitch in a capsule (not unlike a coffin) to the Antarctic.
At the same time Malcolm Frasers political career died when he was found wandering the Memphis Hotel without any pants on. It was bundled up in a coffin and was to be sent home. In a horrible mix up at the Australian RAAF Base in Hong Kong, Mals career was sent to the Antarctic and Maggie found her self in Canberra.
When the capsule was opened in a laboratory deep in the bowels of Russel Offices, a poisonous gas consumed the room and escaped through the air conditioning vent. This happened during a thunderstorm, and those that have seen return of the living dead can guess the outcome….. yep, the people exposed to the rain became zombies and went on an eating spree.
The photos contained herein prove without doubt that the capital is well and truly fucked. Our official recommendation, fence it off and flood it.
Authors Note:
Natasha Stot Despoja was found alive and well. She has been rescued from the evil clutches of zombiedom and has moved into the spider hole :-)
As you all know, I recently left the comfortable “womb like” surrounds of my secret spider hole to travel to the nation’s capital. My mission? To expose Canberra as the filthy Satan worshipping cesspit it really is. A reliable source (Secret Agent Orange) informed us earlier of the political shinanigans being carried out in Parliament (refer post conspiracy follow up). I soon found out that apparently for years, the Government has been luring normal hardworking people into the Territory and using a mind numbing technology far more advanced than anything we had ever seen, and a chicken, turning these once sane individuals into Zombies! Yes Zombies…..
I know, I know. The idea of zombies has been poo poo’d and dismissed as a fairy story,(as was the Boogie Man, Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter), fabricated to keep the young’ns in bed, however I have escaped the clutches of these zombies with unequivocal proof that all 350,000 people living in the ACT brain consuming maniacs.
The Story:
Back in 1984 ASIO were working closely with MI5 to try and undermine the Thatcher Government. Apparently Maggie, after returning from a junket in Haiti had begun crippling the country’s workforce to create massive unemployment and poverty akin to a 3rd world country.
As it turns out, she had been Zombified® during her trip but was cunning enough to realise that in times of extreme hardship, missing children are a blessing not a tragedy. (Young brains are better to eat for the zombies because they haven’t been filled with shit).
In 1986, MI5 finally caught the black hearted slapper, threw a stunt double at the UK, and shipped the potty mouthed bitch in a capsule (not unlike a coffin) to the Antarctic.
At the same time Malcolm Frasers political career died when he was found wandering the Memphis Hotel without any pants on. It was bundled up in a coffin and was to be sent home. In a horrible mix up at the Australian RAAF Base in Hong Kong, Mals career was sent to the Antarctic and Maggie found her self in Canberra.
When the capsule was opened in a laboratory deep in the bowels of Russel Offices, a poisonous gas consumed the room and escaped through the air conditioning vent. This happened during a thunderstorm, and those that have seen return of the living dead can guess the outcome….. yep, the people exposed to the rain became zombies and went on an eating spree.
The photos contained herein prove without doubt that the capital is well and truly fucked. Our official recommendation, fence it off and flood it.
Authors Note:
Natasha Stot Despoja was found alive and well. She has been rescued from the evil clutches of zombiedom and has moved into the spider hole :-)
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