Perkins the new Campese

I hate many things in sport at the moment and now I have found a new thing to hate. This new thing is called Kieran Perkins. What is it with past 'greats' (and i use the term greats losely) bagging out the current crop of athletes just to get another 5 mins of fame. They have had thier time in the spotlight and now its time to shut up and play lawn bowls or knit. Campese is the worst at it..constantly bagging tuquiri and the wallabies. Fair enough they are ordainary but fuck can you just shut up and find something else to do. I am sick of seeing your ugly head under every rugby union article.

Now Perkins is taking the mantle of most annoying person who used to be cool. Yeah he was good when he was crook and no one thought he would win the 1500 and he did, it was about a million years ago but now he has to go and undo all his good work and become a professional skin flute player. He thinks he is Julius Caesar now and decide who lives and dies or who should be in the olympic and who shouldnt. He is constantly bagging out Hacket and now he has decided to get involved with the D'arcy case. I reckon he should concentrate on helping his wife to continue to lose weight and when he is done with that he can move onto the whale known as Geoff Heugill. Hold on a sec...Geoff Heugill and Samantha Perkins could be the same person !!!