Matt Hayden- the first Aussie President???
Matt Hayden should be the first President of an Australian Republic.
After reading about his spray of that grub Harbajan Singh as an "obnoxious little weed" I went from being a bit of a fan of his, to thinking that he should immediately be appointed captain (not that I have anything against Ponting), to thinking maybe a Nobel Prize may be in order, perhaps a knighthood, then I thought fuck it, we'll be a republic within 4 years with a Labor government, and this is exactly the type of behaviour that must be demanded of an Australian President- honest, straight to the point, talking the truth without regard to the consequences and happy to offend grubs.
Clearly, he is now the most popular man in Australia and would romp any election in- who WOULDN'T vote for him.
Although he is a Queenslander....
After reading about his spray of that grub Harbajan Singh as an "obnoxious little weed" I went from being a bit of a fan of his, to thinking that he should immediately be appointed captain (not that I have anything against Ponting), to thinking maybe a Nobel Prize may be in order, perhaps a knighthood, then I thought fuck it, we'll be a republic within 4 years with a Labor government, and this is exactly the type of behaviour that must be demanded of an Australian President- honest, straight to the point, talking the truth without regard to the consequences and happy to offend grubs.
Clearly, he is now the most popular man in Australia and would romp any election in- who WOULDN'T vote for him.
Although he is a Queenslander....
posted by Mr Devine | 7:13 PM
1 Comments:
I will be down on the fence at the SCG Sunday making Hayden's comments look completely p*ss weak. If I last 10 overs, I will be an extremely lucky spectator
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