More Amazing Barry Dawson Facts

Shane Watson is allowed to live because Barry Dawson doesn't kill women.
When Barry Dawson goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Barry Dawsoned.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Barry Dawson.
Barry Dawson counted to infinity - twice.
When Barry Dawson does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the E arth down.
Barry Dawson hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Barry Dawson gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Barry Dawson can slam a revolving door.
Barry Dawson's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. E ver.
Superman owns a pair of Barry Dawson pyjamas.
Barry Dawson owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Barry Dawson doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
Once a cobra bit Barry Dawson's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Barry Dawson divides by zero.
Barry Dawson is always on top during sex because Barry Dawson never f***s up.
Barry Dawson once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.
The only time Barry Dawson was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.