IZ LIVES ON !!!

A 300 odd kilogram 6ft 2inch Hawain that died at 38. Awesome song !!!

Where was PAWD on Sunday afternoon?

Reports of Manly players being pelted with coins led me to only one conclusion- PAWD was at Parramatta Stadium and has turned into an Eels fan, although he hates Lyon so much that he might have turned up anyway to introduce the germ to a friendly game of coin cricket. Do you have an alibi for Sunday, 29th of July between 2.30 and 5 pm PAWD?????

G.O.T.J.

Cheer up Cunt

Is this cunt ever happy? I am not saying that Jarrod "the grub" Hayne didnt take a dive on Monday night to stall for time, but if Brisbane had of won this whinging cunt wouldnt say a word. He has won numerous premierships, only missed the finals once or twice i think, and still cant get of his throne of surlyness once and while for a much needed glass of cheer the fuck up. Give us a smile or some personality or fuck off into the wilderness with your perfect love match in Chris Anderson.

Well done Panthers

What a Bloody Rip Off !!

Meet Amy, she's 25 and a former Miss Texas constant. And to be totally honest I'd hit it. In fact, I'd crawl naked over broken glass to have a shot at her.







This is Debra, she's also 25, and even looking at these photos of her makes my right hand twitch uncontrollably. Would I hit it? You better fucking believe it!







The rest of these chicks I'd hit too. Right now! No Questions asked! They all rate on the rootability scale! Which brings me to my problem. As a somewhat typical male of the species, I find these examples of the female side to be quite attractive and very, very fuckable.





The point is, the one thing they all have in common is (no, they're not post op blokes.) that they're all teachers who've been convicted, or accused of, having sex with students.

How Come there were never bitches like this when I was at school??? When did female teachers start looking so good or start putting out for the students??




It's not fucking fair! In my day the teachers were all fugly bitches who'd scare the shit out of Freddy Kruger, now they're stunners who add a personal touch to their sex ed lessons.

Of course the wowsers are up in arms, and want them all to go to the chair, for endangering their "victims" mental development.


WTF!! I spent my high school years with a spike mullet, getting screamed at by a 140 year old nun telling me I'll go to hell if I even think about sex!! And these wowser cunts are worried about the mental health of teenagers now??? The same kids who are now the most absolute legends their schools have ever known???

Not all teachers who fuck their students are complete stunners and if you click here you can find a long fucking list of good and bad ones. After looking at the photos, I've decided that I'd hit of most of them.

Now, If an adult male would fuck them, imagine what a hormone charged teenager would be thinking!! It's not rape it's giving it away for free!! It's a service to the community!!

Have a look at the link and vote for your most or least favorite teacher in the comments.

Australian Soccer !

I honestly think Viduka has to go and Arnold's appointment as a coach should be reviewed. Dukes had a decent word cup but since then he has done nothing. Of late he has been as good to Aus as Nate Myles has been to the Rooster's. In the English Premier League he is hot and cold and has been called lazy and for Austrlia during the asian cup he has been embarrassing. He looks as though he doesn't even try or care. Bring in young blood so that we have hope for the next world cup.

Arnold should also be sacked for putting that Kisabono guy as a centre defender, leaving Aloisi on the bench and taking so long to put Cahil on. Arnold should stick to teaching NRL players how to goal kick and we should probably bring another bloody import like Gus to take over the coaching responsibility. Over the years our soccer team has been the nation's biggest dissapointment. That all changed during the last world cup where every man and his dog supported the boys. If Soccer Australia want this support to continue then we can't afford to watch a star studded team lose to no name asian countries. Its not on.

60/40 and 70/30

Abracadabra Freddie

BRAD Fittler revealed yesterday how he read about his promotion to Roosters head coach in the newspaper last weekend - not in the sports section but in the stars.

Just a day after being appointed Chris Anderson's succesor at Bondi, Fittler told how his destiny unfolded in The Sunday Telegraph's weekly stars column.

The Aquarian openly told players and Roosters staffers how astrology guru Jonathan Cainer's deadly accurate predictions for his birthsign came to fruition on Monday night, when Anderson fell on his sword.

"In some ways you are going beyond and above the call of duty,'' Fittler was told. "In others you are hearing duty's call so loud it's deafening. The strange thing is duty is not actually making a mumur.
"What you are hearing is the echo of responsibility.'' An amazed Fittler said yesterday: "It was freaky, spot on. I can't stop thinking about it.''

Responsibility came calling louder than ever yesterday, with Fittler leading the Roosters on his first-ever training session as coach at a team camp in Kiama.

I predict that Freddie has started coaching now, because he can't be blamed for the roosters being complete fucking losers and losing the rest of their games this year. Maybe he can reshuffle their positions with a Ouija Board and get Harry Potter to be the team doctor, or get a witch-doctor to put a curse on the opposition so they play like the roosters do.

About bloody time...

This is the first time I have seen an AFL player hit someone in the face with a clenched fist. From all reports the AFL players involved in this "melee" are actually some of the best in the game. I got nfi about AFL and I reckon most of the guys that play this code look like pansies but I have finally been impressed with them through this act of violence. This is the sort of publicity that might increase the popularity of the sport in Western Sydney.

BYE BYE CHRIS

What a germ this pathetic human is. Whenever the going gets tough in a job he pulls the pin and does a runner. Won a comp with Melbourne because they were a great team then a few years later GONE because they were going backwards. Couldnt get anything from Cronulla so he fucked off from there. Now the Roosters have gone from Premiership contenders at the start of 2007 to one of the spoon favourites all because of this pricks boring one dimentional 80's style of league. He only has heart attacks becuase his coaching sucks and the players hate him and thus play like shite. Fuck off into retirement Chris and dont ever show your face in the NRL again you no hoper.

Lote Tuqiri, Jog it In!!

Lote has gone up massively in my estimation after turning up so shabby to training the day after a heavy booze up that management decided to breath test him - at 1.30 pm this is- AND HE BLEW OVER 0.05!!! What a fucking champion!!! Dont punt him, make him captain. If you're still legally unable to drive after lunchtime after the night before that is a stint that would even bring a tear to old Noa Nadruku's eye. He doesn't deserve a slap on the wrist, he should be getting a high five and pat on the back.

New VB recipe: 0.1% less costs 2% more

Foster’s is cutting back the alcohol content of VB beer by 0.1% in a plan to save up to $20 million in tax.

The alcohol content will drop from 4.9% to 4.8%, with industry analyst Mark Bowles telling the Herald Sun that it could save between $10 million and $20 million.
The brewer says that the taste of the beer would stay the same.
“It certainly doesn’t affect the taste, which is very important to our VB drinkers,” said VB spokesperson Ben Wicks. "The taste will stay exactly the same. Our master brewers have done a lot of work to make sure of that."
The reduced alcohol VB will hit stores in late August. Foster’s is also planning on increasing the price of all its packaged beers – VB, Carlton, Crown Lager and Pure Blonde – by 2% in August.

Of course the taste will stay the same! I don't think that it could get any worse than the "piss strained through dirty undies" taste it has now. What really scares me is that a major brewery is LOWERING the alcohol content AND raising the fucking price! VB may be the retards drink of choice, but all drinkers must unite in the face of this travesty, lest other brewerys also raise the price, or worse, turn all piss into low alcohol slowly by degrees. I may not be allowed to smoke in the pub anymore, but i'll be damned if I'm going to let them charge me for to sit in a bar and not get rat arsed!.

Theres a reason that no one in Australia drinks Fosters, the owners are a pack of cunts!

The Truth about Pasha Bulker

The government and the media are working together in a conspiracy to hide from the Australian public the existence of a top secret group. This covert group are the ones who freed the Pasha Bulker, and not the snow job shown in the media.

Hate this guy

I am sure this germ of a sub human has been sledged before but he continues to piss me off so here goes again. As I was watching the mighty Dragons get off the bottom of the ladder today against the putrid Manly (how do you lose to the Dragons at the moment even without a few players), Phil Gould was at his annoying simpleton best. With around 15 minutes to go after a Dragons try to lead by 14 Gould comes up with the line "The dragons are going to get a win here". As per usual it lead to 2 Manly tries in quick succession and they almost stole the game in the last minutes. FUCK YOU GOULD. We dont win many and you almost cost us. SHUT YOUR COCK SUCKING MOUTH and let the teams play without you jumping on and off their backs all the time. I thought the fact he is wearing a Panthers jersey was ironic becasue I hate them too.

Can we sort this out at Monte's?

CBS) NEW YORK In a city that seems to have everything, it's amazing what we'll still be surprised to find. Take for example what CBS 2 HD recently uncovered going on in the back of a pizzeria.Let's just say it's hotter than the pizza served up front.On the outside, Cordatos looks like your ordinary pizzeria, but inside customers are offered something way too hot and spicy to be found on the menu.Lap dances. Yes, you read that correctly. Digg This Story!
A walk through the restaurant past the pizza ovens, leads to a heavy soundproof door, where inside the back room $10 buys you a few moments of lap dancing by barely dressed exotic dancers, a dance too graphic for most newscasts."When you are in the Big Apple anything and everything goes," one patron said.The anything and everything on this menu includes extremely close body-to-body contact during the lap dance. Judging from the crowds CBS 2 HD saw during our hidden camera investigation, it's a popular pit stop just blocks from ground zero, where construction workers and Wall Street traders find a slice of pleasure in the least likely of places."The guys go at lunch time," one man said. "It's not a bad thing either, relieves a little pressure."
So is this New York City's best-kept secret? Apparently not, especially to members of the NYPD's vice unit. Three years ago, several of the dancers were arrested and charged with prostitution.While Cordatos is licensed to serve alcohol, dancing falls under the city's Cabaret Law, which requires a separate license, which the pizzeria does not have.CBS 2 HD went looking for answers and found the pizza and dancing were a lot warmer than the reception we got. Upon seeing our camera, an unidentified pizzeria worker out his hand over our lens.During our hidden camera investigation we did not observe any nudity, however a legal expert told us that in some cases the body-to-body contact we captured on camera could be deemed criminal.Even though several city agencies knew the pizzeria had been cited for the same offenses in the past, records show none had returned to check if any laws were being broken. In fact, the NYPD told CBS 2 HD it would respond based on a complaint, which to this date has not been made.