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Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Ben Ikin


Whoever hired Ben Ikin as a football commentator should have to face the firing squad. Ben Ikin has to be the most irritating people to listen to whilst trying to enjoy a football match. I have resorted to turning the volume down during his games so that I don't have to listen to his annoying voice and stupid biased views. Even my girlfriend cringes at the begining of any match that involves a suggestion of this sperm gurgler commentating. What has he done in his career?? He gave Wayne Bennet a few head jobs to make the Bronco's team in the first place and then progressed onto offering his ass to Bennet to make a couple of Origin appearances. It was clear from the start that he has no rugby league skill and it is even more relevant now that he doesn't have any ability to commentate a rugby league game either.

Ikin took it a step further and now is also married to Wayne's daughter Beth. Can you imagine if they had kids?? I just hope Ben is impotent or Beth has no eggs because these two should not be allowed to breed. Beth has the personality and communications skills that her dad displays during post match interviews and you mix that in with one Ben Ikin and you have a very fucked up kid.
I hope channel 9 wakes up to itself sometime soon and fires this jackass. He adds nothing to the commentary team and should be taken off air immediately. Bring back Darrell Eastlake, he is a legend!!!

4 Comments:

Blogger Roscoe said...

I'm very sorry to say George, Ben and Beth have already had a kid. They named 'him'/it.....NINA

June 06, 2007 10:31 AM  
Blogger George Of The Jungle said...

Hahaha..that explains a few things.

June 06, 2007 10:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

as gibbo once said about cam- he doesnt look like bennett- more like his spastic son

June 06, 2007 7:13 PM  
Blogger Roscoe said...

Still one of the great and most accurate calls made in all Blueys history. Unlucky Cam Martin!!

June 07, 2007 8:24 AM  

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