Fat Bastards
Coke Touts Calorie-Burning Drink
ATLANTA (AP) -- The Coca-Cola Co. said Wednesday that it will introduce a new green-tea beverage that has been proven to burn calories.
Enviga, which will hit the market in the Northeast next month and nationwide in January, is the product of a joint venture with Nestle S.A. and could burn 60-100 calories with three 12-ounce servings, Coca-Cola said.
The Atlanta-based company said the drink contains caffeine, calcium and a green tea extract known as epigallocatechin gallate (EGCG), which speeds up metabolism and increases energy use, especially when combined with caffeine.
"Enviga increases calorie burning. It represents the perfect partnership of science and nature," said Rhona Applebaum, Coca-Cola's chief scientist.
The company said in a press release that a recent study by the Nestle Research Center, in collaboration with the University of Lausanne in Switzerland, showed that consuming the equivalent of three Envigas over the course of a day resulted in a noticeable increase in burned calories.
The studies showed that when EGCG and caffeine were present in levels comparable to three cans of Enviga, "healthy subjects in the lean to normal weight range can experience an average increase in calorie burning by 60-100 calories," the company said.
Coke said Enviga will be available in three flavors -- green tea, berry and peach -- in 12-ounce sleek cans at a suggested retail price of $1.29 to $1.49 per can.
Let me get this straight. You drink this horse-piss and you lose weight? mmmmm sounds like that miracle cure every fat bastard has dreamed of, and obviously it's the only way to possibily lose weight. Or is it?
How bout you pull your head out of that bucket of chicken, get your fat arse off the fucking lounge and do some fucking excercise you braindead lumps of puss!!! The first fat fuck I see drinking this shit i'm gonna bitchslap the chicken-fat out of em. Fat people already have their own drink -Diet fucking Coke! Or is this shit for the obese gent because diet coke is only for fat chicks.
F.F.S
ATLANTA (AP) -- The Coca-Cola Co. said Wednesday that it will introduce a new green-tea beverage that has been proven to burn calories.Enviga, which will hit the market in the Northeast next month and nationwide in January, is the product of a joint venture with Nestle S.A. and could burn 60-100 calories with three 12-ounce servings, Coca-Cola said.
The Atlanta-based company said the drink contains caffeine, calcium and a green tea extract known as epigallocatechin gallate (EGCG), which speeds up metabolism and increases energy use, especially when combined with caffeine.
"Enviga increases calorie burning. It represents the perfect partnership of science and nature," said Rhona Applebaum, Coca-Cola's chief scientist.
The company said in a press release that a recent study by the Nestle Research Center, in collaboration with the University of Lausanne in Switzerland, showed that consuming the equivalent of three Envigas over the course of a day resulted in a noticeable increase in burned calories.
The studies showed that when EGCG and caffeine were present in levels comparable to three cans of Enviga, "healthy subjects in the lean to normal weight range can experience an average increase in calorie burning by 60-100 calories," the company said.
Coke said Enviga will be available in three flavors -- green tea, berry and peach -- in 12-ounce sleek cans at a suggested retail price of $1.29 to $1.49 per can.
Let me get this straight. You drink this horse-piss and you lose weight? mmmmm sounds like that miracle cure every fat bastard has dreamed of, and obviously it's the only way to possibily lose weight. Or is it?
How bout you pull your head out of that bucket of chicken, get your fat arse off the fucking lounge and do some fucking excercise you braindead lumps of puss!!! The first fat fuck I see drinking this shit i'm gonna bitchslap the chicken-fat out of em. Fat people already have their own drink -Diet fucking Coke! Or is this shit for the obese gent because diet coke is only for fat chicks.
F.F.S
posted by moo | 6:03 PM
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With a bit of luck the colonel will offer this as part of the family meal deal, 21 pieces of deep fried with potato and gravy, 2 large chips, colslaw and a big gulp of fat defying coke enviga to counteract the effects of the saturated love juice. Better than a feather or your middle finger massaging the back of the throat!!!!
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Caffeine is hard on the liver, the major fat burning organ in the body - so it makes SO MUCH SENSE to have it in a diet drink.How about this thing - what if fat people just drank water! It gets me riled up that people can have good health and throw it away - nothing tastes that good!
doddsy and greeny will be having this shit with their weetbix.... oh thats right they only have bacon and eggs for brekkie
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