Is this the biggest goose in world sport?

This ass clown has proceeded to make a complete dick of himself over the past few weeks by continuously sledging some of the game's greats whilst on the receiving end of yet another collosal shallacking by the Australian cricket team in South Africa. This week's moronic actions speak volumes for Andre Nel's brain capacity where after narrowly dodging a Brett Lee 159km/h thunderbolt, he decided it would be a courageous act to march down the pitch dribbling allsorts of obscenities as soon as Lee had turned his back to return to his bowling mark. Tough and stupid stuff. Next ball, Lee gave him one more dose of chin music narrowly missing this dickhead's noggin again which would be still flying through outer space if it had connected, before finally putting this goose out of his misery cleaning him up with his next delivery.

To make matters worse, whilst bowling the next day, he welcomed the most dangerous batsman in world cricket, Adam Gilchrist, to the crease with another torrent of verbal diahorrea, to which Gilly replied with 5 fours off one Nel over. You think this would have shut Nel up and put him back in his box, but NOOOOO, not for our ridiculously dense South African 'fast' bowler who still wouldn't shut the fuck up after being once again embarrassed in front of his weak home crowd.

Well guess what Andre, the Aussies who yes, may be arrogant at times, but at least who have the skill to match their mouths, are at an unbeatable 2 nil lead going into the 3rd and final test which will hopefully be your last in the Test arena before you are returned to the obscurity that is South African domestic cricket for the rest of your hopleless, flailing career.

As George Gregan so famously quoted in the epic semi final win over NZ in the last World Cup: "See you in 4 long years" you keffer morons, and for you Andre, enjoy watching this series from the comfort of your own home, as you will be long forgotten by the time you meet us again in 2010 you dick!