Skanks We Love - Introduction

As my first post, I thought it is appropriate that I pay homage to the Skank.

So to start I thought a definition would be best, from sum1 more edamucated den me wit me fwont rowa brain.

So www.google.com, skank meaning definition ENTER.

This is from the first hit.
"Skank or skanky is a slang term, and is an adjective or noun referring to one who is undesirable as a result of unacceptable behaviour. Most often this behaviour relates to drug use, sexual practices, and/or personal hygiene and style......Prostitutes are often associated with the term though in reference to a usually non-whoring person......"Skanking" originally referred to menstruation......to describe a particular kind of female behaviour, characterized by wanton selfishness, repeated self-detrimental behaviour, flirting and sexual promiscuity.

Well, that pretty well sums it up!

Other traits though I have seen in my frequent observations of specimens of this exquisite creature are:

* Enjoys being the centre of attention and spraying her scent on all males that could, in any way whatsoever, provide her with some form of advantage (in a nutshell a free night on the piss or $$$)

* Dresses the part making sure not much, if anything, is left to the imagination.

* Usually is linked with some form of substance abuse.

There are also variables, the most significant ones being:

* The Skank is usually a good sort, and if she isn't, 4 beers, 3 bourbons, a bottle of bitch piss and a scull of Virgin Bus Trip Port, will ensure that she is right for the taking.

* Skank latches onto you and you proceed to spend a small fortune on bitch piss for her then hit her up only to be met with, "My friend has had an argument with her boyfriend and I have to look after her"......OR.....Skank latches on to you, near jumps you immediately on the pool table followed by entertaining you (and your mates) by grinding some other chick on the dancefloor followed by taking her home and creating PDC Volume 4!!

As time goes by, Skanks We Love will weave through the glorious web to find those who are considered Diva's as well as those, for whatever reason, deserve their 5 minutes.

So here's cheers to the Skank and all of her bits!!