Skanks We Love - Part 1

Part 1 - Paris Hilton

There is absolutely no need for any form of drum roll here...

This specimen of a Skank is probably the Queen of Skanks.

Paris, heiress to one of the biggest hotel chains in the world, is gifted in that she has f**ked more guys then she has dollars, can act like an absolute Skank no matter the occasion, yet get picked up by corporate companies all over the world to promote their product. Poor ol' blokes, send one text message and they loose $$$ contracts. WTF!!

This Skank's curriculum vitae is far to big to post, so here is some highlights:


* Showed the world that night vision on a video camera can be used for more things then just watching animals at night in the wild.

* Was in a porn video seen by more people then debut movie 'House of Wax' by about 300 million viewers worldwide.

* Brings out a Perfume called 'Scent' (refer to Background Post)

* Proved that cumbuckets can hold up to 44 gallons

To close, I wanted to look for a quote from Paris but she has said nothing intelligent. So I take a part of the transcript from 'One Night in Paris' saying,
RS: Ohhh. Your pussy.
PH (looking at camera): Hi.
RS: What do you say? I can see it. Come here. Uhhhh.
PH: I don't wanna do it this way.
RS: How do you wanna do it?
PH: This way.
RS: You're not gonna be able to see it good from there.
PH: Yeah I can.


Instead I found this quote from a website that pretty well sums up our Queen of Skanks, "Dipshit socialite who recklessly rode her family's wealth and ex-boyfriend's dick to the top of the American disgrace that is the reality television food chain."

So congratulations Paris. You are a Skank We Love.