Its NOT a Fu%KING BOY BAND!!!!

It's the Australian Cricket team for Christ's sake! Seeing Bracken ponce around in his hairband (fucking hairband for fucks sake!!) makes me want to puke! I simply cannot believe the amount of mincing homo boy-band currently populate the once-shining paragon of Australian masculinity once graced by hairy fat cunts like Merv and Boonie, surly bastards like AB, loose cannons like Deano and out-and-out chain-smoking alcos like Dougie Walters. i reckon if someone looking like these current metrosexual pillow biters strolled into AB's dressing rooms in the late 80's he'd have told them to fuck off, get a hair cut and sink more piss!!!!!

Enough is Enough !!!

It's time to go - Bindi fucking Irwin!
Who the fuck does this ugly arsed chimp thinks she is? Just cause her Dad was a famous animal loving tool, she thinks she can waltz on in and take over, relying on the fact that he's a famous dead, animal living tool.
Someone should take this over-exposed, over-rated, reject from monster island and shove her back up the ugly tree she fell from. (it'll be the tree with all the branches broken off!).

Every time she opens her mouth and spouts that bastardised Aussie/yank accent, I just want to kick her fucking teeth in. Now that dad's got himself out of the family, it's time to show Bindi and her just as ugly and annoying mother the facilities at Naru, with all the other refugee shit we don't want here!

Now where the fuck did I put that loaded stingray?

Tell it like it is

Of Course!! it must be Jebus!

Here we go again. An almost recognisable face appears on the side of a train station platform and the Jebus brigade have declared it a fucking sacred site.

FFS. Why is it that these clowns always say it's a sign from God Jr and we should all repent because he's not happy with the way i'm behaving?

If he's not happy with the way things are then why the fuck would he bother coming back from his cushy little possy in heaven?

Maybe he was slumming it and on a bender with the Holy Spook, took a shortcut whilst blind, and face planted into the platform! Of Course!

It has to have been Jebus, it defies logic to think that it might have been the wino who lives on platform 3. Cause old Franky always falls "from" the platform.

Why on fucking earth do these dickheads always think it's jebus just cause it looks like a face? If you want a super-natural explanation, then the most obvious choice candidate would have to be Bush and Howards old mate Saddam Hussein!

Think about it, Saddam gets necked and nine days later a picture of some fucktard with a beard appears on the side of a platform of a North Sydney train station! It's a fucking miracle! Saddam is really Jebus! Repent and build weapons of mass destruction! Kill the infidels and have sex with a goat!

Now that we have conclusive proof that Jebus and Saddam are really the same person, I will wait with baited breath for a shrine to be erected on the platform to St Saddam - patron saint of goat fuckers, WMD's, genocide and people who get blamed for everything.

AMEN

Brett Flea Update

For those of you who have absolutley no idea what Roscoe is raving about below, here is something that will make your ears bleed.

Brett Flea (FFS)

Ive just about had enough of this cunt. This pretty boy fast bowler has been irritating me for months now, pretty much ever since he started impersonating Freddy Flintoff wicket taking celebrations in the first Ashes losing Aussie outfit in 20 years, all with that faggoty fucking smile plastered all over his dial. Although I have gained great satisfaction in order once again being restored to world cricket with our drubbing of the soap dodgers this summer, Flea often has me throwing my remote control at the tv every time he does that fucking chainsaw or the stupid fucking skateboard jump everytime he gets a wicket, and a poor defenceless English twat of a tailend batsman at that. He often struggled to get anyone out in the pommy top 6, but would save his spot in the Aussie side with 3 or 4 wickets at the death wrapping up the longest tail in cricket history in each of the tests. Anyway, that's alright I guess as long as he keeps getting wickets, but be warned Flea, you're on thin ice with Stuey Clarke on fire and a few other up and comers pressing hard for fast bowling selection.

Just when I'm contemplating whether I'm being a bit too harsh on Flea or not, I switch on the news last night and spy this absolute piece of garbage of a song which I believe has hit number 4 on the Indian charts this week. This is not only the biggest load of crap I have ever witnessed in my entire life, but probably the biggest load of crap Kenny the Plumber has ever seen in his life, and he's bloody seen some believe you me! What the fuck is going on over there??!! Then again, it is a country where it's people continue to drink from the Ganges and make just as ludicrous films and come up with the inventive name of Bollywood for their movies.

I know, a lot of you will be saying "Oh leave him alone, I love Brett Lee." Well I put it to you this way, if you were from anywhere but here in Australia and were witnessing all of the abovementioned boyband antics from this cunt, you would absolutely despise him in the same way as you would any loud mouthed, arrogant, fat arsed American tourist or sportstar for that given matter.

FFS!!!