2 Down, 50,000 to go!

Before a ball has even been bowled in the upcoming Ashes series and with the poms teetering on the edge of yet another premature tri nations rugby league exit, it seems the Geezers can't deal with the heat the Australian continent is welcoming them with.

First came news of the departure of lions halfback Sean Long back to the mother country due to "missing his family", and then the ridiculous 'Stresscothick' bailing ship just 9 days prior to the 'defence' of the Ashes. How long have they been here? A week maybe??!! Maybe they are convinced that they will melt like the wicked witch of the west in the Wizard of Oz when threatened with the sighting of the Sun or the sheer thought of tasting their first cold beer??


Hopefully the putrid barmy army currently infiltrating our shores takes heed to their country's 'sportstars' behaviour and follow suit with a just as hasty exit back to the misery ridden piece of turf that is England.


p.s. The odds of this "stupid Indian that can't speak English" to be the next to leave our shores are unbackable. If he's been hurt by this sledge whilst fielding on the fence at a practice match at the SCG on the weekend, then there's no doubting that he is going to end up in the same nuthouse as Stresscothick back in London by Christmas.

p.p.s When the f*ck will the poms start picking some of their own for the cricket. First there was the likes of Graham Hick, Andrew Caddick, Nasser 'Sadaam' Hussein and Martin 'Aussie' McCague in previous failed Ashes campaigns. And now they have Monty 'Kamal' Panesar, and Kevin F*cking Pietersen!!!! F*cking United Nations more like it....