Chicken Fried Steak Ice Cream

Yes you read it right! Some fuckwit has come up with chicken fried steak ice cream! F.F.S The world just caters for brain dead fat fucks.

The stupidity starts from the name and just gets worse from there. Chicken fried is just a red-neck Texan word for deep fucking fried and has nothing to do with chooks. I don't know wether this is to trick fat people who don't eat slow enough to taste anything, or because Texans are the same bunch of retards whose main claim to fame is letting that fuckwit Bush loose on the world.

The ice cream involved is made from the crap left in the pan after cooking the fucking steak. MMMM sounds just fan-fucking-tastic I can't wait to try it. But don't just take my word for it here's what the good people at dallasfood.org had to say:

Once you start looking at it more closely, chicken-fried steak ice cream doesn't sound that far out. Ice cream is just dairy, eggs, and sugar. The classic CFS breading consists of flour, dairy, and eggs. The traditional sauce (in Texas) is a thick, sweet, dairy-based gravy, with or without meat drippings. With a little tweaking, one should be able to make a savory ice cream that, in effect, is like a rich, meaty, frozen cream gravy. Serving it over a hot chicken-fried steak would provide an unexpected temperature contrast. A scoop of ice cream wouldn't damage the crust of the CFS nearly as much as a blanket of warm gravy would. But, as the ice cream melts over the meat, the taste would (in theory) be rather familiar.

Rather Familiar???? to fucking what??? a dogs arse? or that bird that shits in my mouth just before I wake up with a hangover? Of course this is all "in theory" so this cunt hasn't even tried it, probably because it will taste as good as it sounds.

So - What have we learned today?
Well, we already knew that fat people are retarded and will eat anything that can't outrun them. We already knew that food industry types are making millions selling any old deep fried shit cause fat poeple want to be fatter. And we knew that everything's big in texas, including the waist lines of all the fucktards who live there. So the only thing left to learn is how to make Chicken Fried Steak Ice Cream - It would probably taste better with bacon and chips but all you fat cunts out there have already thought of that. F.F.S!