Harbajan at it again!!!
The farcical IPL has kicked off, and who has been reported for the first disciplinary incident? That's right, it's World Crickets pre-eminent grub, Harbajan Singh. He actually slapped Sreesanth, who responded by firstly crying, then getting a hug from his captain. (No, I am neither making this up or even exaggerating it- i just saw it on SportsCenter)
This incident raises several issues-
* Suck shit for India, thats what you get for letting the little turd get away with murder for years, now he's turned on his teammates. And I will bet anyone that he'll get away with this too- he is the ultimate protected species
* Will this lead to the Indian cricket team hating each other and losing every game for five years? Christ I hope so.
* Seriously, who goes around slapping people, does he think he's a 1970's pimp from Oakland?
* Should we actually applaud the grub for his actions given the fact that Sreesanth is a tool as well?
* Why didnt Warney ever bitch-slap Shane Watson like this? I mean, if ever a cricketer deserved a bitch-slap.....
* Who on earth would cry after being slapped by a flea like Harajan? Anyone with two properly functioning testicles would be obligated to go to the nearest batsman, take his bet, belt Harby's ridiculous turbanned head, before sticking the bat up his curry munching blurter.
The moral of the story, as always, Indian cricketers are fuckwits...
This incident raises several issues-
* Suck shit for India, thats what you get for letting the little turd get away with murder for years, now he's turned on his teammates. And I will bet anyone that he'll get away with this too- he is the ultimate protected species
* Will this lead to the Indian cricket team hating each other and losing every game for five years? Christ I hope so.
* Seriously, who goes around slapping people, does he think he's a 1970's pimp from Oakland?
* Should we actually applaud the grub for his actions given the fact that Sreesanth is a tool as well?
* Why didnt Warney ever bitch-slap Shane Watson like this? I mean, if ever a cricketer deserved a bitch-slap.....
* Who on earth would cry after being slapped by a flea like Harajan? Anyone with two properly functioning testicles would be obligated to go to the nearest batsman, take his bet, belt Harby's ridiculous turbanned head, before sticking the bat up his curry munching blurter.
The moral of the story, as always, Indian cricketers are fuckwits...
posted by Mr Devine | 9:15 AM
1 Comments:
Sums up their entire putrid existence. Absolutely unbelievable...or is it.
Yep Harbhajan will get away with it of course, only sue to the fact that we are touring there in October and they need the grub to at least be half a chance of beating us in the Test series.
And if Warne ever belted Watson (which MUST hapen as you say Deevs) surely this would finally spell the end for his Jason Ryles-like plasticine body.
Its almost bordering on the ultimate wimp sport that is soccer!
FFS!!!
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