Channel 9

For the last 2 Sundays I have been putridly hungover wanting to watch the supposed match of the round after heavy Saturday evenings on the swill following rugby's recommencement this season. For the past 2 Sundays, my hangover has only got worse as I am subdued to having to watch Souths attempt to play rugby league. Fuck they are putrid! I thought Penrith were bad this year, but thankfully Souths will be there to hand over the spoon to at year's end. Anyway, I look at the tvweek yesterday and am horrified to find that wishing to collapse on my couch at 730pm after 14 hours of drinking this ANZAC Friday, I will again be spewing to the tune of Souths playing Friday night fucking footy! Fuck me! If thats not further motivation to prolong the already loooong drinking day down at the pub trying to dodge this shit, then what is. Sort it out 9, and where's that fucking Foxtel application form!!!