Fucking Retards

Herald Sun
September 24, 2007 08:44am

SIMONE Callahan has once again split up with Shane Warne after she discovered an incriminating text message proving that the former Test cricketer was cheating on her.

New Idea magazine said Simone found the text message while getting the children ready for school, before shooting another text message back to Warne.

Simone told the magazine that she received a text message from Warne that said: "Hey beautiful, I’m just talking to my kids, the back door’s open."

She promptly sent a message back that said: "You loser, you sent the message to the wrong person."

Warne confessed to the affair soon after.

FFS! - Which one of these two is the bigger fucking idiot, the stupid cunt who still doesn't know how to use a phone or the stupid bitch who followed him to England cause he said he'd changed his philandering ways?

Can Warnie really be so full of himself that he thinks he can invite some bitch around for a quick jump like inviting a mate round for a beer! (...hang on a minute! that might explain the backdoor comment!) Anyway, regardless of which team he may or may not be batting for, your average eight year old knows more about discretion and the use of a mobile fucking phone!!

As for his retarded mrs, (yes, we all know i'd hit it but she's stil a fucking retard!) She's probably all excited about the up coming divorce proceedings so she can get another ten minutes in the fucking spotlight! The difference is this time she'll be getting exposure from Fleet Street instead of channel 7. Mark my words, after a few dismal appearances on "Celebrity are you smarter than a fifth grader" and just as she's fading out of the spotlight, they'll get back together!

I've done turds with an IQ higher than theirs combined!