DREAM TEAM

Consider the following Dream Team:

Prop - Richard Loe

Hooker - Ivan Milat

Prop - Idi Amin

Second Row - Gordon Tallis

Second Row - Atilla the Hun

Lock - Sadam Hussein

Half Back - Adolf Hitler

5/8 - Osama Bin Laden

Wing - Jeffrey Dahmer

Centre - Robert Mugabe

Centre - Amrozi

Wing - Pol Pot

Full back - Joseph Stalin

If this team played Manly in the Grand Final.....

......I'd still never fucking support Manly!!!!!!

Melbourne Storm a.k.a The Melboune Greco-Roman Wrestling squad only shit me marginally less.

Should be a wonderful game.

About Time & Good Riddance

Kate Ritchie quits Summer Bay
September 26, 2007 06:08am

SHE holds the record for the longest continuous role in an Aussie drama series but golden girl Kate Ritchie today announced she is finally saying goodbye to the sandy shores of Summer Bay.
After playing Sally Fletcher for 20 years on Channel Seven’s hit serial drama, Kate Ritchie will farewell Home And Away in mid-December when she films her final scene. Kate has been a permanent cast member since its pilot aired 20 years ago, in 1987.
"I have been blessed with a job that I have loved for the past 20 years and I wouldn't take back one moment of my time on Home And Away but I feel that it is time for change." said Kate today.

Now Look Darlin' it was 'time for a change' about 15 years ago. You've hung around like a bad smell for way too long, so thank fuck you've finally taken the hint. No self respecting soapy 'star' hangs out this long. Not even that Rockin gran from neighbours could go this distance.

The only saving grace was watchin Big Sal's chest develop into what it is today.

How about this for change....A sequel to what was unarguably one of the best 'celebrity' home porn shows.

Fucking Retards

Herald Sun
September 24, 2007 08:44am

SIMONE Callahan has once again split up with Shane Warne after she discovered an incriminating text message proving that the former Test cricketer was cheating on her.

New Idea magazine said Simone found the text message while getting the children ready for school, before shooting another text message back to Warne.

Simone told the magazine that she received a text message from Warne that said: "Hey beautiful, I’m just talking to my kids, the back door’s open."

She promptly sent a message back that said: "You loser, you sent the message to the wrong person."

Warne confessed to the affair soon after.

FFS! - Which one of these two is the bigger fucking idiot, the stupid cunt who still doesn't know how to use a phone or the stupid bitch who followed him to England cause he said he'd changed his philandering ways?

Can Warnie really be so full of himself that he thinks he can invite some bitch around for a quick jump like inviting a mate round for a beer! (...hang on a minute! that might explain the backdoor comment!) Anyway, regardless of which team he may or may not be batting for, your average eight year old knows more about discretion and the use of a mobile fucking phone!!

As for his retarded mrs, (yes, we all know i'd hit it but she's stil a fucking retard!) She's probably all excited about the up coming divorce proceedings so she can get another ten minutes in the fucking spotlight! The difference is this time she'll be getting exposure from Fleet Street instead of channel 7. Mark my words, after a few dismal appearances on "Celebrity are you smarter than a fifth grader" and just as she's fading out of the spotlight, they'll get back together!

I've done turds with an IQ higher than theirs combined!

Lucky Bastard

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — A small plane with only the pilot on board crashed Friday afternoon onto Interstate 95 shortly after taking off from a nearby airport, authorities said. The pilot suffered serious injuries, but no one was hurt on the ground.

The twin-engine Beechcraft crashed shortly after leaving Fort Lauderdale Executive Airport, said Fort Lauderdale spokesman Chaz Adams.

"The aircraft appeared to not be gaining altitude. The pilot declared a mayday and then went down," said Kathleen Bergen of the Federal Aviation Administration. The mayday call came in around 1:30 p.m.

Fire trucks were spraying foam on the plane as it sat on the highway's shoulder, where it crashed.

"That obviously was one of the reasons why there are no injuries on the ground. It's not like it went down right in the middle," Adams said.

The plane was registered to Broward County-based Monarch Air Group, Bergen said. The company declined to comment.

How's the balls on this guy?? He's just parked his plane on the fucking freeway, the whole of the front half is spread out over 50m and he just sits there, calmly waiting for the fire brigade to turn up and hose the shit out of his strides!

He's either a hard bastard or the luckiest drunk ever.

Hittman lead rugby song

The Jakey Video

Look at what just popped onto you tube !!




He is guna need fries with that

Get a Bloody TV !!

Hangovers Suck

I would like to sledge the Hangover. I have had this hangover for 3 days now and it is still making me feel like I am on the way down from smacking myself on ICE. FUCK YOU Hangover, just let me write myself off without any side effects would you.
I also want to give it to the so called rocket scientists who can invent anything apart from a hangover cure. Get your shit together and come up with a pill i can take in the morning to kill this hangover off.

Jason Smith-Cunt or Legend

Looks like the days of the trim, super healthy athletes are over if J Smith has anything to say about it. This monster still "cannot compete at his best" with going through at least a carton of four X a week and smoking a pack of ciggas a day. Might explain why he coughs his guts out ever ten minutes on the field.
On the other hand;
1. It is cats piss he is drinking
2. He is a Queenslander cunt
3. He has played for the Bulldogs and Parra.

You decide, Legend or Cunt. I am saying the latter because no matter how many schooners he drinks he will always be a QLD cunt!

Gladiators is back

Not a spray but something to look forward to. The old tv show "Gladiators" is heavily rumoured to be back next year. What a great show it was and will be. Beefed up steroid munching animals eg Mark "The Hammer" McGaw, belting the christ out of poor simples for shits and giggles. Great show to watch prior to footy on a Saturday for some extra agro.
On the flip side there was also some hot sluts running around in skimpy gear also. I do remember "Delta" was very good on the eyes and made the show even better.

The Greatest Music Video of All Time

My apologies because I dont know how to post the actual video off YouTube, but I implore each and every one of you to check out this, the Greatest Music Video of All Time. Yes, even better than "Girls on Film".
It is by one of the most sexist, ridiculous rappers in history, the one and only Sir Mix-A-Lot of "Baby Got Back" fame. This time, he really, really turns it up a notch, and he is focussing firmly on the front, rather than back.
Please, please click on this link- http://free-tv-shows-online.com/video/H-83BJqRl-s/Sir-Mix-a-lot--Put-em-on-the-glass

You can thank me later.

SALE !!

Limited Edition

Andrew Johns – Say No To Drugs Policy

Sporting Cheat Commemorative Tablet

Fits easily in the Pocket – Travels well

-10 year anniversary edition

-Take with 6-8 beers

-Guaranteed the knight of your life!

Fucking Refs!

Is there any lower form of species??!

Cunts.

Tarp up next time son

More NFL brain surgeon behaviour!!!

Some of you may remember the furore in the mid 90s when Sports Illustrated in the States did a big article on athletes, especially in the NBA, and their illegitimate kids. The star of the show was Shawn Kemp, who had 7 kids by 6 different women.


Well, NFL running back Travis Henry, (number 20 in the picture) has blown old Reign Man's record out of the water- NINE kids by NINE different women. And he is 28 and only in his 6th year in the NFL. So even if he knocked up a couple of beeeeatches in his teenage/college years, that's at least one groupie knocked up each year. Thats some efficient impregnation.

Henry, despite being on a new contract with the Broncos paying roughly $4-5 million per, is pretty much broke after spending most of his cash paying child support for his outsized brood, and the rest on bling. Apparently none of his cash was spent on condoms.

Never, ever underestimate the stupidity of young, rich, dumb athletes kiddies!