About f%#king time!!!

Now don't get me wrong, I can't stand this fucking moronic American whore, but I must say I had to go back for a second look in yesterdays paper when I spotted what was a decent looking set of norks splashed oput across the midsection pages of the Sun Herald. I hadn't yet realised that these somewhat voluptuous set of breasts belonged to the one, and thankfully only, Paris Hilton. It seems that her chest has grown from a pretty generous giving A Cup set to a standout C Cup over the space of one night's sleep, or in Paris' world, three home made porn flicks.

Now I'm not sure if this is exactly appropriate on this site, maybe I'm on the wrong website, but I'm going to give this despicable human being a wrap for finally taking the plunge and improving her 13 year old boylike chest to that of a 'grown' adult pornstar. My only gripe is that she is stupid enough to deny the fact that she has had some 'work' done in the past few days, quoting "I would never do such a thing to my body". Two sentences later, she is quoted as saying "I am keen to get my left eye done as the eyelid droops a little too much for my liking". Stupid slut. It won't be the only thing drooping when the recently added chicken fillets start to rot and wane in years to come. I'd probably still hit it though....in fact yes, I would definately still hit it!!