Jake Byrd at Paris Hilton's release from prison

This guy is pretty funny !!

I think Penrith should hire Paris to replace Gower...

Paris Hilton Runs Out of Gas

She could slot straight into the number 7, and she is probably more intelligent then Gower anyway...

Bye Bye Gower....

BRISBANE prop Petero Civoniceva has agreed to terms with Penrith, Panthers general manager for rugby league, Michael Leary, confirmed today.

"This is great news for the club," Leary said.

"Petero is not only a tremendous player, he's a leader - someone for our younger forwards to look up to and follow."

The deal is for two years with an option of a third.

"I'm really excited about coming to Penrith - it's a new challenge," Civoniceva said.

"From what I hear the club has plenty of young talent coming through."

Civoniceva, 31, was born in Fiji and played for Redcliffe rugby union club as a junior before joining the Broncos. He has an enviable representative record for Australia and Queensland.

Gower will be sorely missed....

In a Related Topic...

Yesterday, while checking sportstab.com for some possible investment strategies (yes, I have problems) I noticed that Penrith were paying a whopping $7 for the spoon, possibly the bet of the century. After the Gower debacle, they've come into $3.75. But they're not faves are they PAWD? thats because your spastic mates are at $3.50. Until next week that is aftewr Penrith get beat at home by Brisbane's reserve grade.....

Probably not telling anyone anything new but "HOW MUCH OF A BACKSTABBING FLEA RIDDEN ASSHOLE IS CRAIG GRUB GOWER". If he could have grown half a nut and asked for a release a month ago the Panthers could have kept P Wallace instead of pissing him off over the border. I say good riddance you waste of space. I hope some big French rugby boofhead gouges your eyes out you cunt.
The only positive is that I may not hate Penrith as much now as he was most reason to despise you blokes. Hopefully Elliott runs him in reserve grade for the year.

Turn the music down and enjoy

Alcoolul -

A usual saturday night in Penrith

Now that is using your head...

Further proof that backs are indeed stupider then forwards!!!

Teenage girl fights back and beats up muggers
By Rebekah Cavanagh
June 25, 2007 12:00am
news.com.au

THREE would-be muggers got more than they bargained for when their teenage target fought back and beat them up - and lectured them while she did it.
The 17-year-old girl punched the male thug in the groin and let loose on the two females with him when they jumped on her.
The trio, who were trying to steal the teen's car, ran off "with their tails between their legs".
The incident happened in the undercover car park at Darwin's Casuarina Square last week.

Initial panic

The teenager, who did not want to be identified, said she panicked when the trio approached.
"I was walking to my car alone and they were yelling out 'give me your keys, give me your car, give me your bag'," she said.
"I hopped in the car in a panic and tried to lock the doors but it didn't work. I got dragged out of the car and they hit me a few times.
"I kept thinking 'you're not taking my dad's car - I've already damaged it once'.

Fighting back

"Then the guy tried hopping in the car and grabbed my handbag but the strap got caught on the gear stick.
"I just swung and hit him in the nuts and he hit the ground screaming."
The teen said she then elbowed one of the girls in the face - giving her a blood nose - and they ran away.

Proud dad

The teen's 57-year-old father said he was "bloody mad" about the attack but was proud of his daughter.
"I told her never to do that again as they could have had a knife or anything," he said.
"But it sounds like she certainly showed them a lesson or two. She's never been in a fight before, but she's a pretty tough girl. She told them 'what are you doing out here robbing people, you should be at school'."

Police are investigating and have obtained security footage of the alleged incident.

Beat up by a chick!! Bahahahahahahahaha!!!
Guess what I'm thinking of? It rhymes with Cupid Chucking Spoons.

My new client

Fitness Queen -

I have a bit of work to do...

Faces of Rugby

Here he is girls, one of the sexiest men of the rugby universe!

Euthanasia????

Is there any stupider man in world sport currently? After the debacle that was not only the cricket world cup, and not only the 'shock' first round exit of sub continental 'superpowers' India and Pakistan, but the absolutely diabolical death of monumental suspicion of former Pakistani coach Bob Woolmer, comes something even more ridiculous.

Tenders have officially gone out for the replacement coaching job of this farcical nation's cricket side, and instead of the predicted zero candidates coming in for the job, especially from anywhere outside of Pakistan, I learn on the radio this morning that well respected and cricketing genius Mr Geoffrey 'Henry' Lawson has applied for this seemingly unwanted position in world sport. Now anyone in their right mind would avoid this country like the plague let alone being left in charge of a bunch of maniac terrorist wannabe's who couldn't make the grade in Osama's army so as compensation they are left to play cricket for Pakistan. You'd think if an Australian put up his hand to coach this mob it might be David Hicks or that grub Mamdouh Habib, but a former Australian white test cricketer succeeding as a current commentator and optometrist in sleepy Wagga Wagga??? What the fuck??!!

Can someone please save Henry from taking up this position? He's obviously not in a good frame of mind, or has had an absolute bender and is still boozed out of his mind subsequently days later, because this definately won't be a decision that bodes well for his long term future, or short term for that fact when this lot lose their first game under his guidance. Unless of course he grows a beard and starts preaching Islam like Mundine the goose, then he might have a slim chance of seeing Christmas

The things people do for money

Great idea getting tattoo's of apple and google.

IDIOTS

Need glasses ??

Spears at her best !!

JR Rotem: I Wheelbarrowed Britney!
Posted Jun 15th 2007 1:15PM by TMZ Staff

Slime-headed producer JR Rotem is doing the full kiss-and-tell on his two-week fling with Britney Spears, and it sounds like they had a rather farm-tastic time back in December.

So what did they do, exactly? Rotem snitches to Blender magazine, "I f**ked Britney wheelbarrow style." Oh wait -- he was just kidding, he says. No, in fact, says JR, "It was tractor style." Tractor style?

Well, all the wheelbarrowing and tractoring weren't without consequences. Rotem says that after he and Brit's affair became public, he was -- damn, man!-- axed from Kevin Federline's MySpace friends list.

In the end, says J.R., he and his farm girl Brit "decided for both our careers that it would not be cool to have a romantic relationship." Or one based on hardcore sex, for that matter.

My favourite golfing moment....

Why did it take this long to come up with this ???

Volleyball anyone ???

Eva Longoria is a good sort who stars in "The Desperate Housewives" and is about to marry famous NBA player Tony Parker. I was impressed with her choice of clothing when she took part in a celebrity volleyball game recently. Any chick that can wear a mini-skirt while playing volleyball and looks as good as her is alright in my books !!!

Baseball at its best !!!

I am not a big fan of baseball but if there were more people in this sport like the guy below then I might just start watching it!!! This guy is a champion!!!

Ben Ikin

Whoever hired Ben Ikin as a football commentator should have to face the firing squad. Ben Ikin has to be the most irritating people to listen to whilst trying to enjoy a football match. I have resorted to turning the volume down during his games so that I don't have to listen to his annoying voice and stupid biased views. Even my girlfriend cringes at the begining of any match that involves a suggestion of this sperm gurgler commentating. What has he done in his career?? He gave Wayne Bennet a few head jobs to make the Bronco's team in the first place and then progressed onto offering his ass to Bennet to make a couple of Origin appearances. It was clear from the start that he has no rugby league skill and it is even more relevant now that he doesn't have any ability to commentate a rugby league game either.

Ikin took it a step further and now is also married to Wayne's daughter Beth. Can you imagine if they had kids?? I just hope Ben is impotent or Beth has no eggs because these two should not be allowed to breed. Beth has the personality and communications skills that her dad displays during post match interviews and you mix that in with one Ben Ikin and you have a very fucked up kid.

I hope channel 9 wakes up to itself sometime soon and fires this jackass. He adds nothing to the commentary team and should be taken off air immediately. Bring back Darrell Eastlake, he is a legend!!!

Porn Star Fight

Who says that it's all lovin' in the porn industry? This bitch gets the absolute shit kicked out of her. And such foul language being used by these pillars of society. All we need is a wading pool filled with jelly and everythings sweet.

Porn Star Fight