Chiko Roll Tribute !!

The Chiko Roll or CHIKO Roll is an Australian savoury snack developed by Frank McEncroe, a boilermaker from Bendigo, and first appeared at the Wagga Wagga Show in 1951. It was inspired by the Chinese egg roll and spring rolls and was designed to be able to be eaten with one hand whilst drinking a beer with the other. The Chiko roll consists of boned mutton, celery, cabbage, barley, rice, carrot and spices in a tube of egg, flour and dough which is then deep-fried. The wrap was designed to be unusually thick so it would survive handling at Football matches. It was originally called a "Chicken roll" despite not containing any chicken then later renamed "Chiko Roll". At the peak of their popularity in the 1960s and 1970s, tens of millions of Chiko Rolls were sold annually in Australia, and the product has been described as an Australian cultural icon.

Just about the only good thing to come from Wagga Wagga.

I love it !

Neg's Burger Bowl Off

Just watched this on Balls of Steel and had to share it. Its awesome!!!

Way to go fuckbag!!

Stalker's sex video sent to police

By Karen Matthew
June 12, 2008 11:25am

A STALKER filmed himself masturbating and sent it to his victim's mobile phone while she was at a police station making a complaint about him.

The video gave police the evidence they needed to charge him, the Geelong Advisor reported.

Benjamin Baker, 27, of Princes Highway in Corio, Victoria, pleaded guilty in Geelong Magistrates Court yesterday to stalking and using a telecommunications device to harrass.

Police Prosecutor Seaton Lillas said Baker repeatedly harassed his victim by phone and sent her video of him masturbating.

Unfortunately for Baker, one of his video calls was made while the woman was at her local police station laying a complaint.

"The victim answered the call to find Baker again masturbating himself and she showed the officer taking her statement," Senior Constable Lillas told the court.

Magistrate Tim McDonald called Baker's conduct as disturbing and fined him $3000.

It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if this morons nickname was middo.

Tucker Max

My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.

I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.

But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I share my adventures with the world.

The Tucker Max Stories include:
The Famous "Sushi Pants" Story

Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue

The Absinthe Donuts Story

The Austin Road Trip

This guy has a book out that is a NY times best seller and is very bloody funny. He also has heaps of his stories on his website. Go and check it out, its worth the read believe me.

www.tuckermax.com

Basebrawl

Tampa Bay Vs Boston Red Sox baseball brawl



TAMPA Bay and the Boston Red Sox have always been fierce rivals, but their hate for one another reached new heights today.

When Tampa Bay starting pitcher James Shields hit Coco Crisp with a pitch in the second inning, it first appeared Crisp might just go to first base - as the rules state.

Instead, Crisp dropped his bat and charged the mound.

He dodged Shields' punch (rotating pic no. 1) and then hit Shields before being taken down by catcher Dioner Navarro.

Tampa’s Jonny Gomes then got in a few shots on Crisp (rotating pic no. 2), before both dugouts emptied and a melee erupted (rotating pic no. 3).




I hate baseball but I like brawls. I wish we could get away with this stuff in rugby.

Mother of the fucking Year

Woman Accused Of Being Drunk, Letting Toddler Drive

GOSHEN TOWNSHIP, Ohio -- While a designated driver is a good idea if you've been drinking, Goshen Township police said one woman's driver was a bit too young.

An officer said he pulled over Marya Green at the intersection of Buddy Lane and Park Avenue at the Green Acres Mobile Home Park on June 3.

The officer said that when he came to the driver's window, he found that Green's 1-year-old son was at the wheel, sitting in Green's lap.

Green, 29, registered a .11 percent blood-alcohol level. Two other children, ages 8 and 5, were also in the car.Green was arrested and faces charges of DUI, driving under OVI suspension, noncompliance, and endangering children.Police said this is Green's third DUI arrest in six years.The children were released to their father, police said.

Riding my bike

I just bought a bike and I hope this guy is off the road now.



Drug driver ploughs into cyclists in Mexico
June 03, 2008 08:50am
A HORRIFYING photogrpah has emerged showing the instant an American driver high on cocaine ploughed into a group of Mexican cyclists, killing one.

Jesse Campos, 29, was arrested after hitting the cyclists, who were competing in the third annual Matamoros-Bagdad Cycling Tour, as he tried to overtake their police escort on Sunday.

US rider Alejandro Alvarez, 30, was killed while five others - including a 14-year-old - remain in a critical condition in hospital.

Authorities told Mexican media that Campos admitted to using cocaine before the accident.

Best Magician Ever !!!