How the times have changed

Megan Fox Topless

At last, proof there is a God!

For those of you who have been living in a coma, Megan Fox is the honey from the movie Transformers.

And if this one photo of her isn't enough there's more to be found at egotastic.

Damn this girl is hot!

P.S. Love the GT stripe.

The Wisdom of Homer

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!

Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.

Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Homer: You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine!

Homer: How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. (Makes sound effects and laughs.) Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

Homer: A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds ... it makes ice.

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

Homer: Son, I just want you to know I have total faith in you.
Bart: Since when?
Homer: Since your mother yelled at me.

Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T...

Homer: Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Homer: I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

Homer: Marge, I'm going to Moe's. Send the kids to the neighbors, I'm coming back loaded!

Cool or Gay

I'm completely unsure whether this is the coolest tattoo I've ever seen, or the gayest?

Now I admit it's a brilliant piece of ink work, the torn flesh looks excellent, and very life like, with the spiderman costume showing underneath.

But FFS it's fucking spiderman!!

Out of all the super heroes to choose from, spiderman is by far the most pathetic! The only reason he hasn't been outed yet is because he's still a fucking virgin. We know this because the two blokes after a piece of his arse are called Dr Octopus and the Green Gobbler. And whenever they try to jump him he runs away, only to start chasing after them for more attention!

The sooner Spidercunt is fucking killed off the fucking better!!

As for cool super heroes the coolest by far is below.

Fat Chick Beat Down