Harbajan at it again!!!

The farcical IPL has kicked off, and who has been reported for the first disciplinary incident? That's right, it's World Crickets pre-eminent grub, Harbajan Singh. He actually slapped Sreesanth, who responded by firstly crying, then getting a hug from his captain. (No, I am neither making this up or even exaggerating it- i just saw it on SportsCenter)
This incident raises several issues-
* Suck shit for India, thats what you get for letting the little turd get away with murder for years, now he's turned on his teammates. And I will bet anyone that he'll get away with this too- he is the ultimate protected species
* Will this lead to the Indian cricket team hating each other and losing every game for five years? Christ I hope so.
* Seriously, who goes around slapping people, does he think he's a 1970's pimp from Oakland?
* Should we actually applaud the grub for his actions given the fact that Sreesanth is a tool as well?
* Why didnt Warney ever bitch-slap Shane Watson like this? I mean, if ever a cricketer deserved a bitch-slap.....
* Who on earth would cry after being slapped by a flea like Harajan? Anyone with two properly functioning testicles would be obligated to go to the nearest batsman, take his bet, belt Harby's ridiculous turbanned head, before sticking the bat up his curry munching blurter.

The moral of the story, as always, Indian cricketers are fuckwits...

Channel 9

For the last 2 Sundays I have been putridly hungover wanting to watch the supposed match of the round after heavy Saturday evenings on the swill following rugby's recommencement this season. For the past 2 Sundays, my hangover has only got worse as I am subdued to having to watch Souths attempt to play rugby league. Fuck they are putrid! I thought Penrith were bad this year, but thankfully Souths will be there to hand over the spoon to at year's end. Anyway, I look at the tvweek yesterday and am horrified to find that wishing to collapse on my couch at 730pm after 14 hours of drinking this ANZAC Friday, I will again be spewing to the tune of Souths playing Friday night fucking footy! Fuck me! If thats not further motivation to prolong the already loooong drinking day down at the pub trying to dodge this shit, then what is. Sort it out 9, and where's that fucking Foxtel application form!!!

Motivational Poster of the Week

Star Wars Lego

The funniest thing I have seen this year !!!

Sexy Chick Dancing

Perkins the new Campese

I hate many things in sport at the moment and now I have found a new thing to hate. This new thing is called Kieran Perkins. What is it with past 'greats' (and i use the term greats losely) bagging out the current crop of athletes just to get another 5 mins of fame. They have had thier time in the spotlight and now its time to shut up and play lawn bowls or knit. Campese is the worst at it..constantly bagging tuquiri and the wallabies. Fair enough they are ordainary but fuck can you just shut up and find something else to do. I am sick of seeing your ugly head under every rugby union article.

Now Perkins is taking the mantle of most annoying person who used to be cool. Yeah he was good when he was crook and no one thought he would win the 1500 and he did, it was about a million years ago but now he has to go and undo all his good work and become a professional skin flute player. He thinks he is Julius Caesar now and decide who lives and dies or who should be in the olympic and who shouldnt. He is constantly bagging out Hacket and now he has decided to get involved with the D'arcy case. I reckon he should concentrate on helping his wife to continue to lose weight and when he is done with that he can move onto the whale known as Geoff Heugill. Hold on a sec...Geoff Heugill and Samantha Perkins could be the same person !!!

...and a Bicardi Breezer please.

MORAL OF THE STORY - Real Australians drink beer!