Fucking Indian Grubs

FUCK I HATE THE INDIAN CRICKET TEAM. As a matter of fact I hate all Indians! What a grubby, disease ridden, smelly fucking race they are, all 1 Billion of them.
Not only does Harbajan Singh get away with calling Symonds a Monkey, now the Indian cricket board wants Symonds fined for false accusations. GET FUCKED. We should have just let them board their plane and fuck off home when they made the hollow threat. It would have been a lot cleaner country without them.
FUCK YOU INDIA, WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE THATS GOOD!

Health Warning

If any of you have any brain or liver cells that you want to kill, a highly effective way of disposing of them would be to drink this- Carlton Cold Ultra Crisp. At 6.8% alcohol content it still tastes like beer, but it is way more evil.

Should only be used to strip paint, poison large black dogs or perhaps power rocket engines. If you have any respect for your health, stay away. However, knowing the memebership of the PDC, none of you respect the health of your brain or liver, and prefer to punish these organs. So for those occasions that you are looking to really get amongst it and experience a world class hangover, by all means consume large quantities.

Consider yourselves all warned.

Sad Sad Day

PORN queen Jenna Jameson has left the adult film world reeling by announcing she is retiring from smut for good.
Jameson, 33, made the shocking revelation at the Adult Video News Awards in Las Vegas at the weekend.
Her announcement - which you can watch below - was met with boos from the audience of porn stars and adult industry executives.
Jameson made her porn debut aged 18 in 1993 after working as a stripper and glamour model.
She has since won more than 20 adult film awards and has been inducted into both the X-Rated Critics Organization and Adult Video News Halls of Fame

I'TS GOT WHAT???!!!

Um, I honestly have no idea what to even think about this, you be the judge.




High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.

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F*ck Tony Greig

I fucking hate that prick. As PAWD pointed out to me yesterday, he is the Gus Gould of cricket- an annoying know it all who everyone hates. The worst thing about this South Effrican piece of shit is his constant anti-Australian whinging and harping on.
He was still complaining about the Symonds not out decision on Day 4 of the test- sure it was a terrible call but get over it and move on. Then came the final straw- Greig and Michael Slater (who is becoming an excellent commentator) taliking about the Aussies citing that grub Harbajan for calling Symonds a monkey. Slater was rightly pointing out that Singh had done it before and been warned without punishment, while that smug prick Greig kept going on and on about Aussies dishing it out and being precious dobbers etc. If the Aussies had called Singh a towelhead Grieg would've been the first to call for our immediate expulsion from the ICC. I hate that cunt.
He has been living out here for way too long and continues to somehow make a living here, yet he continually whinges about the Aussies. Here's an idea- fuck off back to England or South Africa or whatever shit hole you want, just shut up and get fucked!!!