Greatest Punch Ever

From the NHL- I love the way the ref just watches on while these two square up- and then possibly the best, bare-knuckled counter punch of all time......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PlNzARV0XM

Where were the porn star teachers when I was at school?

Italy suspends porn-star teacher

An Italian teacher has been suspended from school because of her extra-curricular activities as a porn star, local authorities announced. The out-of-hours behaviour of Anna Ciriani, who calls herself "Madameweb" in hard-core videos on the internet and at erotic shows, was "not compatible with educational activity", the head of the Friuli-Venezia Giulia education authority said. Ciriani, dubbed the "porno-prof" by Italy's main newspapers, said she never let her hobby get in the way of her teaching. "My behaviour at school has always been professional and irreproachable," she was quoted as saying by the AGI agency. "I am a normal woman, with my family and my work as a teacher. I am (also) looking for transgression and sex." Five years ago Ciriani was transferred from her post as teacher of Italian literature in a secondary school in the north-eastern town of Pordenone after students covered the toilets with nude photos of her downloaded from the Internet. Since then she has been giving evening classes to foreign adult students in a nearby town. Madameweb's popularity surged after a video of her shot at the Venus erotica festival in Berlin last month attracted a wide Internet following, prompting the authorities to suspend her from teaching altogether.


I dont think there was a single teacher who I would've liked to have seen togs off at Blaxland High! Damn those lucky Italian bastards!

..and here's the footage from that festival....http://madameweb.forumcommunity.net/

Yo Hitler my Nigga!!

How funny is this shit.

Fucking Dickhead

HERALD SUN - Matthew Schulz
November 13, 2007 10:55am

A GEELONG Cats supporter wanting a permanent reminder of the team's AFL triumph is ruing his decision to get the tattoo done overseas, after the tattooist wrote the team were "Gay Premiers 2007".

In a celebratory trip to Thailand, last week, "Neville", the dyed-in-the-wool Cats fan had 15 cans of beer to ease the pain of the five-and-a-half-hour experience.

He paid $150 for the privilege. And to ensure the Phuket tattooist got it right, he wrote down exactly what he wanted on his right and left arms, under the headlines "right arm" and "left arm".

"I gave them a piece of paper and wrote down on the right arm, I wanted the new Geelong emblem they've got out now ... and Day Premiers 2007."

"I gave them a week to work it all out.

"And on the left arm side I wrote "left arm" and the two grandkids names and Night Premiers 2006"
The tattooist took him literally - almost.

Now he has "right arm" written on his right arm, just above "Gay Premiers 2007" because the tattooist marked in "Gay" instead of "Day".

"I couldn't believe it," Neville told 3AW radio.

"When I first walked in he showed me the picture of the thing, and I just looked at a picture and didn't really take notice of the words.

"My son-in-law walked in halfway through it ... and told me what happened, and I thought 'you're joking!" he said.

"Once they'd written right arm, I told them you might as well have left arm on the other one – and make it a bit fun."

What a Fucking moron! He was probably fucking the local whores without tarping up as well. Although being an AFL team at least makes the gay bit accurate,

REEL BIG FISH - Sun 9/12/07 Luna Park

If any one wants to see a fucken awesome live band get some tix ($60) & come with Moo, Dazzler and Smackdog to see REEL BIG FISH on Sunday night 9/12/07 at Luna Park. Going down in the arvo and gettin on the cans! You will not be disappointed.

Things that shit me #432

This is the worst show since Big Brother and Australian Idol merged to show us how annoying and untalented people can be, by putting it on every sunday night and claiming people actually watch it!

It's hosted by some ex boy/fag band yank who looks every bit of a man who knows just how far his career has sunk to see him hosting a shit tv show on the other side of the world. It is blatantly obvious to everyone bar the network executives, that even he thinks that the whole concept is a fucking retarded idea.

So here's the basic concept - Attention starved retards get pulled out of an audience that consists of hard done by fags who never got a part in Priscilla the musical and fat ugly 35+ year old chicks who had no friends in high school.

Once picked, the "lucky" retard then assaults the eardrums of everyone else by making up random lyrics to 80's songs that weren't popular the first time around, all the while impersonating a cockatoo with throat cancer.

To make matters worse it seems to be compulsory to dance the "Murwillumbah Shuffle" whilst murdering the song. For those of you not clued in, the Mur'bah Shuffle is the dance of choice for un-co white people in bowlos and RSL's in every country town in Australia. You know the dance. You've seen it. Hell i've seen it done at the Lappo for christ sake!

Channel 9 wonder why the arse has dropped out of their ratings? My guess is because they keep putting on shows that make people's eyes and ears bleed. Kerry Packer must be rolling in his grave at the state of his precious network. It's enough to wake the dead.

New Favorite Ad

You have to love beer ads, this one has the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra.


check out the making at
http://www.vbsymphony.com.au/

Japanese Game Show

Now that is good television...taking notes Channel 9 ??