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F.F.S - COME ON !!

I only found out Leyton had a sister less than a week ago, and she shits me to tears already. As if one of the fuckwits wasn't enough, we have to put up with members of his family!

Now we all know I'd hit it, I like a good grudge-fuck as much as the next bloke, but just because she's ley-leys sister doesn't mean she needs saturation coverage of the fact she's got no fucking tits and wants to be on gladiators.

She was quoted as saying she did not want to "bulk up like a she-man", and "I like the athletic feminine look".

Newsflash precious, Candice Falzon is athletic feminine, you're closer to Shaved Bulgarian feminine, all you need is a 5 o'clock shadow!

Thanks to all the hype she'll be a sure thing for the three episodes of gladiators that make it to air, and drawing on her tennis background (or lack there of) she'll have some cutesy name like Ace or Forty-love. Personally I think Ball-Girl sums it all up, and the sooner we finish with her and gladiators the fucking better!

Lego Beer - Gold !!!

Best Ad on TV

Here's the YouTube link for the best Ad on TV at the moment- the Snickers Ad starring the immortal Mr T terrorising some homo soccer player for taking a dive. I propose we hire the big fella for the next World Cup to prevent those cheating garlic munching pricks from winning again- heres the link http://youtube.com/watch?v=NySN_plfiNI

The Drinks are on........the Losers

Puts our $3K bar tab at the Wallaby Bar last year to shame really.....

Fresh allegations on the Doug Howlett rampage suggest he and several other All Blacks ran up a food and bar tab of more than $28,000 at their London hotel in the aftermath of New Zealand's World Cup exit.
Howlett has admitted alcohol was involved in the incidents that saw damage to two vehicles in the carpark of the Heathrow Hilton hotel.
He has confessed to damaging the cars.
London's Telegraph newspaper reported that there was a massive bar bill involved.
One hotel staff member, who refused to be named, told the newspaper: "There were about five to seven players drinking in the bar. They looked as if they were pretty down in the dumps after they lost and they ran up a 12,500-pound bar bill over several hours.
"It wasn't just them, it was other members of the squad as well and it included food.
"They were behaving themselves while they were in the bar, but then for some reason, a couple of them decided to go outside and that was where it all kicked off.
"I heard they were bouncing up and down on several cars parked just outside the hotel and that was when we phoned the police."
Howlett was arrested and released on bail. He must report back to British police later this month and could be charged with causing criminal damage.
He is staying in Europe for two weeks and took the unusual step of issuing a video apology overnight.
He admitted in the video that he had been drinking.
Howlett said: "I would like to say I'm sorry for what has happened and I'm embarrassed that the events of one evening have led to me being in a situation that was a little bit of tom foolery that has caused me to be here.
"I'm working with the police at the moment to contact owners and fix what I have done wrong. There was drink involved - it's not an excuse. There was no intent to cause anybody or anything any harm whatsoever."
All Blacks manager Darren Shand said they were investigating, adding: "It is a serious matter and we are concerned that something of this nature has occurred at what is already a disappointing time for the team and for our supporters."
Shand was to front the media in Christchurch at noon today and will surely be grilled over this messy wash-up to the failed campaign.
Howlett's actions will come as a major embarrassment to the All Blacks after they emphasised yesterday that they were regarded as fantastic role models around the world for New Zealanders.

Bus Virgins Beware !!

Charges dropped in sherry enema death case

By RICHARD STEWART
Copyright 2007 Houston Chronicle

ANGLETON — Prosecutors have dropped charges that a Lake Jackson woman caused her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, leading to alcohol poisoning.

Tammy Jean Warner, 45, now of Texas City, had been scheduled to go on trial next Monday on a charge of negligent homicide. It was the sixth trial date set for the case.

Court records state that the case was dismissed Aug. 31 due to insufficient evidence.

Warner's husband, Michael Warner, a 58-year-old machine shop operator, died at their Lake Jackson home on May 21, 2004. An autopsy report said he had been administered an enema with enough sherry to get a blood alcohol level of 0.47 percent. That is almost six times the level that can lead to a driving while intoxicated charge.

Warner told the Houston Chronicle that her husband had been addicted to enemas since he was a child. She said he often used alcohol in that manner to get drunk.

I honestly don't know which would be worse - Getting a tube shoved up your arse or the taste of sherry. It would have to rate as one of the great mysteries of the world. Next bus trip we'll have to get a "volunteer" to do both ends at once to solve this mystery. Anyone like to put their hand up in the name of science?

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Fat and useless cunt

Matt Dunning is a fat useless cunt. It was embarrassing enough to lose to the putrid English (fuck i hate the poms), even more humiliating seeing our scrum get destroyed because this soft 120kg wanker cant hold his side of the scrum up. Must have given about 4 penalties away. You should stop concentrating on how many cakes and pies you are going to devoir and start practising scrumaging mister powder puff.

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