THE COUGAR !!

We all wish to aspire to greatness such as this!

Sports gone Mad!!

Two joke sporting teams this weekend- first the Adelaide soccer team- not for losing a GF 6-0 (6-0???FFS) but then having the hide to whinge about the ref!!! you lost 6-0 you fucking bunch of retards!!! How can you possibly blame the ref after a drubbing like that? what are they putting in the water supply over in Adelaide??
Second, the Australian cricket team. Exactly how many runs are required before we can actually see this putrid bunch defend a target? 380? 400? 5 fucking hundred? Matt Hayden must be thinking what the fuck do I have to do next time so we can win a game? Watson and Tait are pretenders, while the apparently blind or drunk selectors leave out Clark, Australia's premier line/length bowler. How can they call Watson an allrounder when he has no discernable cricket skills? Even Bracken, who despite his complete homo hairstyle has been solid for a while, has lost it-his waist high full toss at the end on the game three debacle was possibly the worst ball in cricket history.
Sort shit out selectors or the World Cup could go to the kaffir boys, ram rooters or worst still- the soap dodgers!!!!

Stupid Fucking Cube!!

Remember the first time you solved this annoying lump of plastic? Jumping around screaming woohoo at the top of your lungs before breaking into a spritely irish jig and singing "I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T".

What's that? You never solved it? Eat shit and die loser!! Cause I have!!

That's right, I've finished it, without pulling it apart, and it only took me 25 years! woofuckinghoo!

This year is the 25th anniversary of the Rubiks Cube, and Erno Rubik, its inventor still hasn't been hacked to death for it. For those of you not old enough to remember the absolute hysteria surrounding the cube craze, this crime against nature is the main reason I almost failed high school. (drugs, alcohol and yo-yos also played their part, but I didn't invent new swear words using those).

For those of you thinking "Fuck off Moo you lying cunt!" I'm telling the truth - I actually did pass high school. And as of yesterday I solved the Rubiks Cube! woohoo!

I must confess though, I couldn't do it all by myself, so I found this link for a solution page.
Back in the day, I tried using books to get it finished but they might as well have been in chinese. This however is pretty straight forward and only took about 20mins of swearing the first time. If, like me you lived through that tragic era called the 80's, I suggest you give it one more try, because the feeling you get after you've finished is like having a shit after 25 years of constipation!

Now all I have to do to make my life complete is smash the offending cube so it won't annoy me ever again, and find that cunt Rubik and kick his fucking teeth in!

Blog Changes for Posting

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You all should have recieved an email from Blogger so follow the instructions.

Any problems give me a yell.

Beer Goggles

'Beer goggles' effect explained

Scientists believe they have worked out a formula to calculate how "beer goggles" affect a drinker's vision.

The drink-fuelled phenomenon is said to transform supposedly "ugly" people into beauties - until the morning after.

Researchers at Manchester University say while beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder, the amount of alcohol consumed is not the only factor.

Additional factors include the level of light in the pub or club, the drinker's own eyesight and the room's smokiness.

The distance between two people is also a factor.

They all add up to make the aesthetically-challenged more attractive, according to the formula.

The formula can work out a final score, ranging from less than one - where there is no beer goggle effect - to more than 100.

Nathan Efron, Professor of Clinical Optometry at the University of Manchester, said: "The beer goggles effect isn't solely dependent on how much alcohol a person consumes, there are other influencing factors at play too.

"For example, someone with normal vision, who has consumed five pints of beer and views a person 1.5 metres away in a fairly smoky and poorly lit room, will score 55, which means they would suffer from a moderate beer goggle effect."

Key to Formula
*An = number of units of alcohol consumed

*S = smokiness of the room (graded from 0-10, where 0 clear air; 10 extremely smoky)

*L = luminance of 'person of interest' (candelas per square metre; typically 1 pitch black; 150 as seen in normal room lighting)

*Vo = Snellen visual acuity (6/6 normal; 6/12 just meets driving standard)

*d = distance from 'person of interest' (metres; 0.5 to 3 metres)

BEER - Getting fat ugly chicks laid since 2400 BC

You are the Whole Package aren't you?

"Footballer-turned-boxer-turned-rapper Anthony Mundine burns a photo of Prime Minister John Howard as well as the Union Jack in his first music video.

The video for 'Platinum Ryder' was filmed at The Block in the Sydney suburb of Redfern. The indigenous rapper enlisted the help of indigenous residents of The Block for the video, in which they throw the Union Jack and images of Howard into a barrel of flames.

The video, Mundine claims, is a call to peace, and is not intended to spark more race riots. The Block at Redfern was the stage for riots in February 2004, after the local indigenous community attacked police in retaliation for the police chase death of a 17-year-old boy.

You need that towel

champ, to clean all the

shit you spill from that

mouth of yours

In the song, Mundine takes aim at the Australian government for not apologising to the stolen generation. The burning of the Union Jack would suggest Mundine blames British colonialism for the current plight of the indigenous community."

He has done it again. Once again the self proclaimed Allah's Gift to the World, whose head resembles more that of an aborted foetus, has done it again.

Who in their right mind would claim that they know "The Man". Everytime he opens his mouth he just proves that he is a complete and utter fuckstick. Is it Tourette's? Did he bump his head too many times? Or is it all the metho that he drinks when he is down The Block?

And while we are on the subject of apologies....Why the fuck does today's Australian Government have to apologise for something that was done when all were Pommy Git's running the show. If you want an apology,

FUCK OFF TO ENGLAND!!

Jake da Muss wannabe

What is it with this freaky looking son of a 'celebrity'. He's in the news for gouging and scratching the face of his ex girlfriend late last year, and is seen here pictured with what appears to be a an already heavily gouged looking new woman in his life. The cunt's a fucking jerbel and just the sight of him makes me want to go on a nation wide killing spree, with him being right at the top of the list. OK, just kidding on the spree, but FFS can we please get this grub locked up if not for his wife bashing ways then for the scary state of his own head let alone those of his ladyfriends after a 'fight' with Newton. I'm sorry but you have to go. The only man who beats his wife and gets away with it is moari and will have his eggs poached when he says so, when you're introduced to him in your cell in Longbay cunt