And as for those soap dodging F#@kwits....
bragging because for the first time in fucking forever they actually got more gold medals than us. Pretty much exclusively in two sports- rowing and cycling, which, much like swimming (where Australia by any accounts were disappointing in Beijing) requires not a great deal of talent, just ridiculous amount of training.
For one thing, it's 4 countries against one- why cant England compete alone? Because they need Scotsmen and Welshmen, two actual countries of genuine hard cunts to do the heavy lifting. Also, dont start bragging about sporting prowess, there are only two sports you sad bastards care about- cricket (where your weak excuse for a captain just slunk off with his tail between his legs, and you admitted to cheating in your only Ashes win in the last 25 years) and soccer (where you couldnt even manage to qualify for Euro 2008). You are comically shit at the only two sports you give a toss about.
The best bit is how during the 95% of the time that you are the worlds doormat at sport, usually being towelled up by Aussies, you point at Aussies lording their sporting prowess over you as proof of how boorish and one-dimensional we are and how you dont care because you are so much more sophisticated. Then you pour sqillions of lottery dollars ripped of broke cockneys, geordies and scousers into your Olympic training programs, win some medals then carry on like you are the greatest sporting nation that ever was. Next thing you know you'll give every medallist an MBE or OBE- that's right, youve already donew that with the cheating cricket team and boring rugby team haven't you? Fucking twats.
For one thing, it's 4 countries against one- why cant England compete alone? Because they need Scotsmen and Welshmen, two actual countries of genuine hard cunts to do the heavy lifting. Also, dont start bragging about sporting prowess, there are only two sports you sad bastards care about- cricket (where your weak excuse for a captain just slunk off with his tail between his legs, and you admitted to cheating in your only Ashes win in the last 25 years) and soccer (where you couldnt even manage to qualify for Euro 2008). You are comically shit at the only two sports you give a toss about.
The best bit is how during the 95% of the time that you are the worlds doormat at sport, usually being towelled up by Aussies, you point at Aussies lording their sporting prowess over you as proof of how boorish and one-dimensional we are and how you dont care because you are so much more sophisticated. Then you pour sqillions of lottery dollars ripped of broke cockneys, geordies and scousers into your Olympic training programs, win some medals then carry on like you are the greatest sporting nation that ever was. Next thing you know you'll give every medallist an MBE or OBE- that's right, youve already donew that with the cheating cricket team and boring rugby team haven't you? Fucking twats.
posted by Mr Devine | 9:52 PM
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Well said Deevs, and you are spot in with the OBE Awards. Paul Fucking Collingwood got one for fucks sake for being 12th Man throughout that now infamous 2005 series where the soap dodgers cheated all the way through it. They also had a Welshmen who hasnt been seen or heard of since, bowling them to victory in that series. I think his name was Jones, that pretty much proves he's Welsh. Fucking cunts!
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