2007 Reading List

Six Sixes

Congratulations to Herschelle Gibbs for his magnificent effort of six sixes in a single over against the powerhouse of cricket, the Netherlands...wait..what?

Beware of the Fat Girl Angle Shot!

I got this from manscript.com

I’ll teach all of you this long kept secret among the “Fat Girls”.

First off here’s a couple of facts about the pictures you see on the myriads of online dating sites:

1) If the girl is skinny then she is ugly
2) If the girl is fat then she’s fatter
3) If the girl is hot she is either ridiculously fugly or a dude

NEVER forget these three facts.

Alright, back to the Fat Girl Angle Shot. Many fat girls use a deceptive camera angle to make them look skinnier and hotter. If you ever see a photo shot from some wierd ass angle - she is FUGLY. Never underestimate the power of the Fat Girl Angle Shot.

Here is a perfect example of what I am talking about.

Look at this pretty hot girl with a nice rack. Definitely would hit it right?

WRONG! More information of why you shouldn’t with a real picture of her after the jump (NSFW)!

Why should you not bang this girl? I mean her face looks alright and she looks like she has a great body right? Well there are a couple of things that should tip you off.

1) The picture is kind of blurry and dark
2) The picture is at some wierd angle

Any picture that a girl sends to you with any of the criteria above - you should assume she is Fugly.

Want to see what this girl looks like? Remember, you’ve been warned…

Yea EXACTLY. That is exactly why you never trust a picture of a girl using the Fat Girl Angle Shot - the FGAS for short.

Gentleman you have been warned!
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Gone!!!!!

"SHATTERED Dragons five-eighth Mark Gasnier has been ruled out for the season after rupturing his pectoral muscle in last night's Charity Shield win against South Sydney."

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That's gold!!!!!!!!